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by **red37** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:00 am

just watch out for any panzer tank divisions while your down there. particularly the 12th.

lost in active service some time after 1943.

by **The Red Baron** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:49 am

If you really like this girl, why dont you pile on the pounds and join her.Having seen your picture,cant think where,you are already an ugly b@stard so its no great sacrifice to become an ugly fat b@stard. I am sure you will be very happy together. :rasp

by **kazza 1** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:01 am

Come on lads, the fella's looking a bit of advice from you and all you can do is laugh at him (although it is very funny!!!!) :upside:

Come on girls lets give the lad some advice...........
I dont see the problem mate. Ok she might be on the chubby side, but it should'nt make a difference if she is. Surely you can see past the outer beauty and see inside. After all beauty is only skin deep. If you have got on really well with her, her weight should'nt be a problem. And if she is on a diet, you have to believe that she is trying. Some people find it really hard to loose weight, so you should be helping and encouraging her. You must have got on really well with her, what with talking to her on the internet and now you've seen what she looks like you still seem to like her.
Anyway dont people always say that bigger girls are more fun?? I would go for it mate. She could be the love of your life and if you miss out on it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Good luck with whatever you decide.........

by **Ciggy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:08 am

Smeg wrote:So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

Funniest thing Ive read on here for ages :laugh:

by **Sabre** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:18 am

I know this might not be politically correct, but for once, give it a shot to the girly if you like her. I used to think like you, but a girl with overweight gave me the best summer night for ages when I was 20. I had an erection the whole night.

Sometimes we don't give a opportunity to a girl because we want our friends see we are with fit birds, but it's a mistake.

Make love, and she will get thinner.

by **mitch22** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:26 am

tell her to get an exercise bike , and pedal on it while shes on the net/ webcam to u ,You will be able to see the improvements yourself:cool:

by **mitch22** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:29 am

Roberts wrote:
Dalglish wrote:
Roberts wrote:Or give her about 50 laxatives she would soon cut weight, either that or a Sauna for 12 hours

Thats cruel , she would be sweating more than a fat lass in Ibiza !

or a fat lass when the chippys shut

or a fat lass in ibiza when the chippys shut

by **Ciggy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:56 am

Sabre wrote:when I was 20. I had an erection the whole night.

Make love, and she will get thinner.

To much info Sabre lad

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:32 am

don't rush into things bluetooth lad, you're best to keep her...... WEIGHTING

b'dum tsch

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:36 am

take it nice and easy, don't get too heavy with her

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:37 am

fat birds are like mopeds, great fun to ride but you wouldnt want your mates to see you with it

by **Sabre** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:42 pm

To much info Sabre lad

Is that too much info?

I didn't give any details!

Just wanting the mate know to avoid prejudices. The best way to know if something suits to you is to try it, not speculating or asking the mates

The sentence of Peewee is universal, here works the same way, and it's very stupid, but we all did or thought that at some point.

by **Leonmc0708** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:58 pm

Smeg wrote:Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

I really like you now smeg lad.

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:07 pm

smeg, below is a warning. this is the morning after the night before

and the salad dodger will probably wake up before you and eat all you bacon and dairy milk out the fridge.

all that "shes got a great personality" stuff is ok to make the girls think that your sensitive, but mate when you wake up every day and look at the bingo wings and cellulite you will regret it, and easter will cost you a funking fortune

by **JC_81** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:12 pm

Christ sake Smeg lad I can't believe you posted this :laugh:

'she is dieting' :laugh:

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