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by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:02 am

My sh1tty@rse mate who cost me a chance with that blond stunner the other week has had the audacity to ring me to ask me to go for a drink with his bird and her mate who hes trying to set me up with, shes fat, spotty and looks like Fizz off Corrie!!
Being a guy with my good looks and standards, Ive got two answers its either:

No

or

FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Which answer should I give him? :angry:

by **stoney** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:05 am

I think you should give him: I think yes, what about you?

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:06 am

stoney wrote:I think you give him: I think yes, what about you?

how about a:

I think Fuck off what about you?

by **stoney** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:09 am

Go out with him Roberts, it could be fun

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:24 am

stoney wrote:Go out with him Roberts, it could be fun

Fun in what way? If he gets the same bird as the other week or someone better to meet my high standards then i intend to have fun :laugh:

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:42 am

"Ooooh Roberts - TAKE ME!!!!!!"

by **luvliverpool** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:52 am

Roberts wrote:My sh1tty@rse mate who cost me a chance with that blond stunner the other week has had the audacity to ring me to ask me to go for a drink with his bird and her mate who hes trying to set me up with, shes fat, spotty and looks like Fizz off Corrie!!
Being a guy with my good looks and standards, Ive got two answers its either:

No

or

FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Which answer should I give him?

I reemmber your story about this m8 of yours wanting to go "elsewhere" to do a :censored:

cos u pulled a stunner.

If I was you id go out with them but make up all sorts of stories about him to that bird (what the stories are like is up to you) but if I was you id be as cruel as anything seenas he messed up your chances with a stunner.............and if my memory serves me correctly he had done that before so to me he feckin deserves every story you make up!!!!!

Ones like how he still :censored:

the bed and is very keen on prossies usually puts the burds off............just a little tip for you

by **dawson99** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:02 am

he wants you to come out on friday?
i think u should mate, leave that closet!!!

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:01 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:

"Ooooh Roberts - TAKE ME!!!!!!"

eeee Id sooner stick my own genitals in a bees nest :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:08 am

roberts, get this made into a t shirt and never be alone again

by **zarababe** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:57 pm

Roberts wrote:My sh1tty@rse mate who cost me a chance with that blond stunner the other week has had the audacity to ring me to ask me to go for a drink with his bird and her mate who hes trying to set me up with, shes fat, spotty and looks like Fizz off Corrie!!
Being a guy with my good looks and standards, Ive got two answers its either:

No

or

FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Which answer should I give him?

Oh go on take him.. just make sure you pack a potty, tissue paper and an Air Freshner.. of the Dettox variety ..phewy

by **Paul C** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:59 pm

I'd go but make sure he either 1. has a cr3p before you go out or 2. takes some immodium :;):

by **adamnbarrett** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:39 pm

Being a guy with my good looks and standards

I'm guessing you're talking about your mate there

Seriously though, I'd say Fuck off!!!

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:43 pm

Meet them, bang the bird, then tell 'em to fk off and go get sozzled elsewhere. best of all worlds.

by **Paul C** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:47 pm

Lee J wrote:Meet them, bang the bird, then tell 'em to fk off and go get sozzled elsewhere. best of all worlds.

Lee J your a true playa :buttrock

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