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by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:02 pm

Lee J wrote:Meet them, bang the bird, then tell 'em to fk off and go get sozzled elsewhere. best of all worlds.

Yeah is right, bang the munter!! :pirate

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:30 pm

LOL@Zarababe and Paul C.

The Good News is hes skint so he cant go now, either that or hes realised hes ran out of Imodium

But 4 of the Boys are out anyway so it should be a good laugh and its Ladies Night!

COME ON!

by **RichardLFC1** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:31 pm

You could say yer and chat up his bird just an idea

forget i said anything

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:32 pm

RichardLFC1 wrote:You could say yer and chat up his bird just an idea

forget i said anything

Shes fat and horrible and stinks of BO, we all call her 'Smelly' as her affectionate nickname

Wouldnt It be funny if I put his mobile number and home address on here?

by **zarababe** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:45 pm

Roberts wrote:
RichardLFC1 wrote:You could say yer and chat up his bird just an idea

forget i said anything

Shes fat and horrible and stinks of BO, we all call her 'Smelly' as her affectionate nickname

Wouldnt It be funny if I put his mobile number and home address on here?

'smelly ' and ' :censored:

.

' kinda go together :nod

yep sounds like a phewy combination

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:54 pm

Roberts wrote:My sh1tty@rse mate who cost me a chance with that blond stunner the other week has had the audacity to ring me to ask me to go for a drink with his bird and her mate who hes trying to set me up with, shes fat, spotty and looks like Fizz off Corrie!!
Being a guy with my good looks and standards, Ive got two answers its either:

No

or

FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Which answer should I give him?

Get out and get even! Im out tonight with my version of shi*ty :censored:

. Pics of night to follow.....

by **drummerphil** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:50 pm

how old is he.............surely you dont have to wipe his arsé.......

by **82-1074641017** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:56 am

drummerphil wrote:how old is he.............surely you dont have to wipe his arsé.......

Hes a 25 year old virgin and his shit stinks

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:58 am

Roberts wrote:
drummerphil wrote:how old is he.............surely you dont have to wipe his arsé.......

Hes a 25 year old virgin and his shit stinks

I'd be suprised if it didn't! :Oo:

by **Judge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:14 am

Roberts wrote:My sh1tty@rse mate who cost me a chance with that blond stunner the other week has had the audacity to ring me to ask me to go for a drink with his bird and her mate who hes trying to set me up with, shes fat, spotty and looks like Fizz off Corrie!!
Being a guy with my good looks and standards, Ive got two answers its either:

No

or

FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Which answer should I give him?

knowing you paul, you'll get smashed outta your head, then you'll think she looks like Eva Longoria and bang her all night

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