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by **66-1120597113** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:44 pm

I used to work in a whore house!

I got on well with the girls mostly but they were always fu.cked....in the end i got tired too!
Thats how i got the job in the bike shop see im dyslexic and when they asked me if if i could change tyres i replied 'Yes' as i thought they wanted me to change tyres!Not be tired!

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:45 pm

its getting bad now

i used to drive a tram in Blackpool but couldnt keep track of things

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:47 pm

most illuminating phil, in fact it towers above all the others.

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:48 pm

i worked for a while as a groundsman until i got turfed out. sod's law, i suppose...

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:49 pm

they tried to get me to help provide ways of keeping water reserves up in the mountains, but i couldn't give a dam.

by **Red squirrel** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:40 am

No Jokes please!

by **andy_g** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:45 am

yeah, come on everybody. red squirrel wants to know what jobs we do. and don't lie!!

:laugh:

by **Red squirrel** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:47 am

This threads turning into a bit of a cult!!!!

by **Red squirrel** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:48 am

Or was that a c*nt

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:53 am

I used to make pianos..it was grand,and i really was prepared.. but loose keys lock doors,and altho i had the pedal to the metal...the hammer fell.
Im composing myself ,at least i know theres no strings attached.

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:35 pm

I used to be a pilot of old clapped out Russian planes but my career took a nose dive.

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:46 pm

my job was 'room boy', it lifted me ups and downs

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:58 pm

i used to be a professional pool player but to be honest it was a load of balls, i wasn't well liked so i took my cue and pocketed all the money and left the organisers snookered. I was glad of the rest actually.

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:05 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to be a professional pool player but to be honest it was a load of balls, i wasn't well liked so i took my cue and pocketed all the money and left the organisers snookered. I was glad of the rest actually.

Damn, I was in the frame for that job. I thought I had it in my pocket.

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:08 pm

Give me a break Jbg!

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