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by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:50 pm

columbia wrote:student

sorry mate which ever way i look at that,dont get the joke.....

let me try again........................student

nah sorry not even a titter....... :laugh:

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:09 pm

I used to invent nursery rhymes..it did have its half way ups and downs because my boss was a sheep in wolfs clothing,huffing and puffing (yes sir yes sir 3 bags full sir)tho a merry ole soul was he.
Ahhh Life is but a dream....thats the way the money goes .

Whats good for the(old mother) goose is good for the gander.

:lookaround

any taxis?

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:10 pm

my mrs got a job selling Avon,made up with that she was

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:12 pm

i used to be a lion keeper in a zoo and looked after my own group. i had to stop in the end through injury though after tripping over a low fence and plummeting down into the seal enclosure...

it was pride before a fall

:laugh:

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:14 pm

were you the mane bloke there then

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:19 pm

Look like the cat got the cream ..a roaring success eh

by **columbia** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:20 pm

drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:student

sorry mate which ever way i look at that,dont get the joke.....

let me try again........................student

nah sorry not even a titter.......

nout wrong with being a student.

I no it aint a job but its what i do, i do have a job in a local shoe shop though

EDIT: i didnt even realise you were telling jokes just posted what i do

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:21 pm

i was a street cleaner once and found a big puddle of sick one day.When i looked closer i noticed it was crying,i asked why and it replied "sorry i'm just a bit emotional i was brought up round here" :laugh:

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:22 pm

columbia wrote:
drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:student

sorry mate which ever way i look at that,dont get the joke.....

let me try again........................student

nah sorry not even a titter.......

nout wrong with being a student.

I no it aint a job but its what i do, i do have a job in a local shoe shop though

you dont get it do you.........

every post on here is just a p!ss take

by **columbia** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:24 pm

drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:
drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:student

sorry mate which ever way i look at that,dont get the joke.....

let me try again........................student

nah sorry not even a titter.......

nout wrong with being a student.

I no it aint a job but its what i do, i do have a job in a local shoe shop though

you dont get it do you.........

every post on here is just a p!ss take

yep just noticed previously, feel like a twat

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:27 pm

i used to be a linesman (ok to be pc, referees assistant) but found the physical demands too much and was often caught flagging.

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:35 pm

i used to be a professional fly fisherman my record catch was a 4lb blue bottle.

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:48 pm

i used to be an air steward but they let me go after telling me, the job wasnt for me because i day dreamed alot and my head was always in the clouds

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:30 pm

i used to do shoe repairs but hated my boss and ended up sticking my tongue out and telling him cobblers

by **66-1120597113** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:33 pm

I used to be an artist .......A :censored:

artist...i gave it up as there were too many rivals and we always drew!

From now on i just sketch!

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