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by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:27 pm

but now i think about it i don't think i told anyone about the time when i was a wallpaperer, did i? i never really got the hang of it because i was always getting pasted.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:28 pm

i used to do the make up the pete burns aswell... but i got tired of his lip

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:20 pm

andy_g wrote:i used to do the make up the pete burns aswell... but i got tired of his lip

That must have been a drag.

by **El Nino_#9** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:33 pm

i once was an rocket science. it just never took off! :laugh:

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:35 pm

At least you went out with a bang.

by **115-1073096938** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:47 pm

So why exactly did it go up in smoke?

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:56 pm

i used to work in a factory making jigsaws but i was puzzled when they fired me, i went out of my box and into pieces. all the boss would say is that i just couldn't see the bigger picture

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:16 am

I used to be a baker...but my boss was a real tart and really did my scone in,(waffle waffle all day.) Ok-the dough was rolling in..but it wasnt exactly as easy as pie.

If ya cant stand the heat...get out of the kitchen

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:39 am

i used to be a drag racer... but i kept getting my high heels caught in the clutch

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:29 pm

I used to be a bus driver...i thought it was the ticket and i was on route to success,but i must express-this was my last stop.
Alls fare that ends fare

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:38 pm

i used to be a rent boy but it was too much of a pain in the @rse, although my best clients were very good to me, they were very liberal

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:56 pm

i was studying to be a Rheumatologist...I was the backbone of the class,and i really did knuckle down and give it some elbow grease...no ribbing
but my tutor didnt have a nice bone in his body and one day i just snapped - had him by the collar...

the whole episode sent shivers down my spine

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:07 pm

shouldn't that have gone in the rheumours thread?

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:23 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to be a rent boy but it was too much of a pain in the @rse, although my best clients were very good to me, they were very liberal

tory and labour included

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:06 pm

I used to work for Dyson the vacuum cleaner company.I had a right twát of a boss and one day we fell out and i shoved a vacuum cleaner up his árse and left.

I;ve since heard that he ended up in hospital and is picking up nicely

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