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by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:11 am

JBG wrote:
drummerphil wrote:i used to sell magazines about farmers equipment but i stopped because i developed a talent for blowing out cool air.............you could say i was an ex tractor fan .

We sink to new depths.................follow that up Mikz.

cant for the life of me see the connection jbg

by **Sabre** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:17 am

I used to be a Manchester United expert and commentator in Spain, but football abandoned old trafford and rats ate the grass.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:19 am

Sabre wrote:I used to be a Manchester United expert and commentator in Spain, but football abandoned old trafford and rats ate the grass.

Er, I think thats Lost in Translation. :laugh:

by **Sabre** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:21 am

But you got the idea, didn't you?

Football abandoned old trafford = you cannot see proper footbal any more there. Or somthing.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:27 am

by **Sabre** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:29 am

As a mod, you should take care of the health of the forum, and don't allow this bad english be used without punishment. Do correct me, but don't take the pi$$!!! :angry:

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:07 am

I used to be a home help for the elderly...it was as dull as dishwater,but once i had things ironed out ,I dusted my self down and kept the homefires burning so to speak.

I just dont want that swept under the carpet.

by **Woollyback** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:19 am

i used to be a painter & decorator but felt half the time i was talking to the wall, and even that gave me the brush-off. i stuck with it for a while pretending everything was fine, but really i was just papering over the cracks

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:36 am

i used to be an undertaker. i must have been really good at it because everyone said all my clients were dying to meet me.

by **Woollyback** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:59 am

i also used to be an undertaker but i jacked it in cos it was a bit of a dead end job, in fact my career was dead & buried

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:14 am

it gave me a bad throat too and eventually i had to leave because of all the coffin.

by **drummerphil** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:11 pm

Mikz wrote:
JBG wrote:
drummerphil wrote:i used to sell magazines about farmers equipment but i stopped because i developed a talent for blowing out cool air.............you could say i was an ex tractor fan .

We sink to new depths.................follow that up Mikz.

cant for the life of me see the connection jbg

i use to sell mags about farming equipment ie. tractors
dont any more ie. ex

all together now extractor ex tractor

blow out cold air ......fan

all together now ......ex tractor fan

by **dawson99** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:15 pm

i was gonna be a body double for actors with beer guts but i just didnt have the stomach for it

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:50 pm

drummerphil wrote:
Mikz wrote:
JBG wrote:
drummerphil wrote:i used to sell magazines about farmers equipment but i stopped because i developed a talent for blowing out cool air.............you could say i was an ex tractor fan .

We sink to new depths.................follow that up Mikz.

cant for the life of me see the connection jbg

i use to sell mags about farming equipment ie. tractors
dont any more ie. ex

all together now extractor ex tractor

blow out cold air ......fan

all together now ......ex tractor fan

Duhh yes i can see that -I was talking to jbg and his sinking to new depths. I think he meant the water/river posts previously.

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:04 pm

I worked in a care centre for angry women...it was something to sink my teeth into ,mostly handbags at 10 paces, but then it was hammer and tongs and screaming til they were blue in the face.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :oops:

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