Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!

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Postby andy_g » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:55 pm

i used to work in a greenhouse. i was hoping to get promoted to the top job but accidentally stepped in a grobag -  i soon hit the glass ceiling.
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Postby Mikz » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:33 pm

I used to work in the met office. Now my judgement is clouded on this one but-altho calm at first,the winds of change had me under pressure,snowed under with work.

Goodness!! It never rains but it pours. :D
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Postby drummerphil » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:13 am

i was in the army but kept getting dismissed
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Bob Paisley : "Still we've had the hard times too - one year we finished second."

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Postby andy_g » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:55 am

i used to be a shipbuilder but it wasn't exactly riveting. it was a hull of a hard job and eventually i keeled over.
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Postby Mikz » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:00 am

Sunk without trace eh ...ferry sorry to hear that.
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:48 am

as a kid i always wanted to be a pilot but it was all pie-in-the-sky, in fact my dad said i had my head in the clouds
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Postby anfieldadorer » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:44 am

having been a jobless for ages, i decided to be a magician, the most difficult thing was to make money out of nothing at all, it was a tricky situation
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:12 am

I used to sing with monserrat caballe.. but i was off key and left for barcelona,with a tenor in my pocket.

:D its never over til the fat lady sings
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Postby andy_g » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:42 am

i used to run a joint business with my girlfriend but she had to pack it in when she got a pun in the oven.
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Postby andy_g » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:43 am

i used to want to be a stand up comedian but now the thought of it just makes we want to gag.
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Postby andy_g » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:43 am

and i get riddled with anxiety
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Postby andy_g » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:48 am

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Go MIkz!! the chelsea of the occupations thread

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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:28 am

:laugh: its an addiction andy, I just hope i dont start using these in every day speech lol  A few Forest fans on my msn were telling me how much they love this thread.. which reminds me......

I used to chop firewood in a Forest...and from what i Saw,and unearthed, I wanted to turn over a new leaf,bury the hatchet so to speak. At least now i have no axe to grind.
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:12 am

@andy
your stats; does non "i was a.... etc." posting count?
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Postby andy_g » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:41 am

if its me yes, if its anyone else no.
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