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by **JBG** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:03 pm

I used to be a gold prospector but it went down the pan.

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:09 am

I used to be a doctor at a leper colony but it all started to fall apart.

by **115-1073096938** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:11 am

I used to be a lumberjack but couldn't hack it.

by **115-1073096938** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:12 am

I used to be a van drivers assistant but i got the feeling he was taking me for a ride.

by **115-1073096938** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:14 am

I used to be a butcher but got the chop as i stuck my willy in the bacon slicer.

She got fired also....

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:17 am

I used to work in a laundrette but the work dried up leaving me feel washed out.

by **115-1073096938** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:19 am

Best thread ever!

by **115-1073096938** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:20 am

drummerphil wrote:i use to work in a butchers but got sacked for sticking my in the bacon slicer..............she got sacked as well........

peter kay.......always the best

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:21 am

I used to be a tabocanist until it all went up in smoke.

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:30 am

JBG wrote:I used to be a tabocanist until it all went up in smoke.

same thing happened to me -it was close but no cigar

by **JBG** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:33 am

Mikz wrote:
JBG wrote:I used to be a tabocanist until it all went up in smoke.

same thing happened to me -it was close but no cigar

The tobacco business initially took my breath away until it became a bit of a drag: put that in your pipe and smoke it!

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:44 am

I used to be a tailor,but i never seamed to get the measure of it ,it just didnt suit me at all

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:49 am

Mikz wrote:I used to be a tailor,but i never seamed to get the measure of it ,it just didnt suit me at all

i used to be a coal miner but i couldn't see any light at the end of the tunnel

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:50 am

all my family have been haematologists, it's in our blood

by **DaznKurupt** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:17 pm

am a hip-hop artist

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