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by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:55 am

i'd love a second job selling clocks but i just don't have the time

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:31 am

i used to sell clocks to theives in saudi arabia, but they had no hands

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:33 am

I used to repair gas meters in Germany , then the war ended .

by **Judge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:29 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I used to repair gas meters in Germany , then the war ended .

i thoroughly believe that

by **anfieldadorer** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:52 pm

i used to be a lavatorial cleaning service, no sh1t

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:11 pm

if i told you i used to perform drug tests on athletes you'd think i was just taking the p!ss

by **anfieldadorer** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:19 pm

i was working for sex pistol during the recording of one of their famous albums
ah, never mind the b0ll0cks

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:34 pm

i used to work at a dogs home but i was hounded out

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:37 pm

I applied for a job at that dogs home Wooly , they told me they'd have to be barking mad to employ me.

by **stmichael** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:39 pm

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger.

by **dawson99** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:42 pm

stmichael wrote:I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger.

genius

but u r just being plane crazy now

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:05 pm

I used to work in a kite factory, despite the tension and the fact they were stringing me alone ,my head was in the clouds

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:09 pm

i was a headmaster -but i needing schooling ,the principal of the matter didnt add up.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:28 pm

i used to be a jockey but i was just being taken for a ride

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:02 pm

I used to be a photographer but it was all over in a flash.

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