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by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:40 am

i taught people to reverse park - it was krap

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:45 am

andy_g wrote:i taught people to reverse park - it was krap

now thats funny

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:34 pm

woof woof ! wrote:When I left school I told people I wanted to be a comedian but the b'astards just laughed at me

i went on friends reunited and found out they are still laughing at woof

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:05 pm

I never liked those guys .

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:25 pm

i bet you got off with the one on the left, she's gagging for it mate, get in there

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:41 pm

I once worked in the HP sauce factory but got quickly browned off with it .

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:42 pm

i used to be a bus driver but the wheels came off that career

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:43 pm

i used to build roman roads but they sacked me when i went round the bend

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:57 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I once worked in the anal factory but got quickly browned off with it .

never mind woof :laugh:

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:17 pm

No Judge, the Anal factory was were I kept getting the sh'itty end of the stick.

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:33 pm

I used to work in a kitchen,but it was as dull as dishwasher and it wasnt long before my head was on the chopping block

by **JBG** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:44 pm

I used to be a backing singer in a Stevie Wonder tribute band until I got sacked. I never saw it coming...........

by **drummerphil** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:18 pm

i use to be a dog handler but arent we all after a few too many pints.

by **JBG** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:39 pm

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:23 am

i used to sell mens aftershave- and to begin with it was an Obsession and i was Happy,but I had to Escape-the Day seems like Eternity

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!