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by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:53 pm

I once was a professional rugby league player but decided to kick that job into touch.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:00 pm

i used to work on a supermarket deli counter but i got cheesed off

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:04 pm

i was a birdwatcher...but i had to swallow my pride and make a swift retreat before i made a ti.t out of myself.

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:28 pm

I was a poacher but it made my hare fall out as I was outfoxed at every corner by the animals who played ducks and drakes with me. Argh, listen to me rabbitin' on!

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:32 pm

JBG wrote:I was a poacher but it made my hare fall out as I was outfoxed at every corner by the animals who played ducks and drakes with me. Argh, listen to me rabbitin' on!

brilliant

by **drummerphil** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:43 pm

i use to be a furnature polisher but couldnt "pledge" my loyalty to them

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:50 pm

drummerphil wrote:i use to be a furnature polisher but couldnt "pledge" my loyalty to them

Groan, but keep 'em coming.

I used to be a cobbler but ended up getting the boot.

I used to sell underwear but the bottom fell out of that when they told me to pull my socks up.

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:31 pm

i used to be a fishmonger..i felt out of plaice and after making a cod of myself-i left when i had a few squid.

load of pollocks :lookaround

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:38 pm

by **drummerphil** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:40 pm

i use to make tennis equipment but got the sack when i stepped out of line because i was making a racket and told them balls.

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:56 pm

I worked as a tightrope walker in the circus. I remember my boss (the ring master) once summoned me to his office and gave me a warning, saying I was walking a fine line.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:00 pm

i used to test jacuzzis but felt like i was getting into hot water

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:08 pm

I used to be a Deckhand , on a submarine .

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:12 am

I used to work on a childrens play ground, but it was all swings and round abouts.

by **JBG** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:14 am

Stu posting in General Chat? Whats the world coming to?

Wait a minute.....Stu posting jokes in General Chat?

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