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by **Mikz** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:04 pm

I used to play baseball ...but i could never seem to get in the main pitcher

by **82-1074641017** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:45 pm

I used to work as a Urologist but I felt a d1ck

by **andy_g** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:58 pm

i used to work on the overhead wires at Kings Cross but got ideas above my station

by **Mikz** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:14 pm

I used to work as a fisherman-I was reeling it in

that job was a good catch

by **82-1074641017** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:13 am

I used to work as a Butcher until i got the chop

by **anfieldadorer** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:47 pm

i was a football player until they kicked my :censored:

by **Mikz** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:29 pm

I used to be a window-cleaner,It was another step on the ladder and i was making money by the bucket load.

by **Mikz** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:41 pm

I used to work in an egg factory, but I cracked and got laid off

by **82-1074641017** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:23 pm

I used to work as a milkman until I bottled out

by **Mikz** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:30 pm

I was a sewing machinist but my boss stitched me up

by **Mikz** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:37 pm

I used to be a computer repairman,but my memory fails me on this job,i was left on stand-by and then booted.

by **GOAT** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:03 am

Im an international diamond merchant from hong kong

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:13 am

GOAT wrote:Im an international diamond merchant from hong kong

it says 'don't lie' :angry:

me, i was a fireman until i got burned out and then quitted

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:33 am

i was a porn actor until i went soft

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:38 am

i used to be a knight in shining armour until i realised how full of sh1t my maiden was

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!