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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:50 pm

Red squirrel wrote:God this thread should be moved to the worst jokes ever topic!!! :laugh:

It says alot about my poor topic starting skills tho i suppose..

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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:54 pm

my job is now to have myself employed :(
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Postby Red squirrel » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:59 pm

peewee wrote:
Red squirrel wrote:God this thread should be moved to the worst jokes ever topic!!! :laugh:

It says alot about my poor topic starting skills tho i suppose..

Someone shoot me!!

i used to be in a firing squad but i lost sight of my target

LOL!!!!
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Postby ste123lfc » Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:19 pm

Once got a job in a factory. On my first day i was asked if I could drive a fork lift truck, the next question they asked was can i make tea. I thought F ucking hell, how bigs your teapot. :wwww
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Postby A.B. » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:28 pm

I was a stand up comedian, but I had a hard time standing up.
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:50 pm

I used to be a football coach-but that job was a ba.lls up.I paid the penalty when i failed to reach my goal
'' Gary lineker may well have scored 5 goals in 5 minutes , but i think you have to say, what else did he do '' ...Jimmy Hill
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:54 pm

I used to be a barber too -i was a cut above the rest! Shear Luck!
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Postby stmichael » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:58 pm

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Postby andy_g » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:01 pm

i worked as quasimodo for a while but it didn't feel right, don't know why, it was just a hunch.
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:11 pm

I used to be a tobaccanist,but through the smokescreen it became such a drag
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:13 pm

I used to work in a sweet shop,I was making a mint.
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Postby andy_g » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:15 pm

i was a graffiti artist for a while but i knew i'd have to stop one day, the writing was on the wall
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Postby <-alonso-> » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:55 pm

i used to play for liverpool........






.......bin men every thursday down the park



*tumbleweed rolls by*

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Postby The Red Baron » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:00 pm

Iused to work in a bank,Iwas sacked for taking my work home with me.
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Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.Stuff you pay good money for later in llife
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Postby Mikz » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:20 pm

I used to be a farmer....I excelled in my field
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