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by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:17 am

I used to be a colo-rectal surgeon but the job was a pain in the arse and I got nothing but shit from my patients!!

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:20 am

You guys need an occupational 'therapist'!!! boom boom

Thank you

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:40 am

i spent a little while as a mechanic for the minardi formula one team - but it was the pits.

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:43 am

i was a lift operator, it had its ups and downs

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:56 am

i used to work as a supervisor in a kids playground, it was all swings and roundabouts.

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:58 am

then i tried to get the job as the big bear character in the kids tv programme rainbow, but i bungled the interview.

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:54 am

i was a fireman, it was a hot job

by **Piewhack** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:59 am

I once worked in a bakery, but i soon left because it got stale.

by **AussieKopite** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:03 pm

I started a new job as a Land Title Stamping and Registration Clerk at Gilshenan & Luton in Brisbane. (www.gnl.com.au)

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:41 pm

AussieKopite wrote:I started a new job as a Land Title Stamping and Registration Clerk at Gilshenan & Luton in Brisbane. (www.gnl.com.au)

That sounds rivetting but I don't get the joke?? :oops:

by **Sparky** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:40 pm

i am a male escort! some of the women i have had to take out is just a disgrace!!! so ugly they would make an onion cry!

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:14 pm

i was a lumberjack but i couldnt hack it

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:15 pm

i wanted to be a tree surgeon but i couldnt stand the sight of sap

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:20 pm

i saw an advert once asking for 'tree fellers'

i never went as my two mates couldnt be bothered

by **Red squirrel** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:45 pm

God this thread should be moved to the worst jokes ever topic!!! :laugh:

It says alot about my poor topic starting skills tho i suppose..

Someone shoot me!!

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!