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Postby IstanBuL-FenerBaHce » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:34 pm

drummerphil wrote:
IstanBuL-FenerBaHce wrote:Student at environmental engineering, also working as pollster for municipality :cool:

p!ssing myself over that gag.............


oh it wasnt you say................. :laugh:

i used to be a forum member in form, so that i messed up a whole thread


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Postby Lionheart » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:35 pm

andy_g wrote:my career as an airline pilot never really took off

...so your career really did crash and burn!!  :grinning:
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Postby drummerphil » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:39 pm

appeared on stage with Tommy Cooper once........how did i get that you ask....it was easy.......just like that
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Postby The Red Baron » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:56 pm

Mikz wrote:I used to be a maths teacher ,but that opportunity just didnt add up.I couldnt put 2 and 2 together

I uesd to be a maths teacher,if Iam ever constipated Iwork it out with a pencil.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.Stuff you pay good money for later in llife
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Postby Mikz » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:31 pm

I was a street artist-I could draw a good crowd
'' Gary lineker may well have scored 5 goals in 5 minutes , but i think you have to say, what else did he do '' ...Jimmy Hill
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Postby Mikz » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:48 pm

I was an electrician,but my wages were shocking. :wwww
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Postby Wiley » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:08 am

I am a self employed plumber ???

nice touch,hah? :(
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Postby drummerphil » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:12 am

i became the body guard for Peter Crouch,but left as i didnt like getting talked down to....
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:35 am

Wiley wrote:I am a self employed plumber ???

nice touch,hah? :(

I always wanted to be a plumber-was only a pipe dream tho
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Postby Lionheart » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:37 am

Mikz wrote:
Wiley wrote:I am a self employed plumber ???

nice touch,hah? :(

I always wanted to be a plumber-was only a pipe dream tho

...at least you didn't get flushed with success!!
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:41 am

I Tried my hand as a science teacher ,but the chemistry wasnt quite right.
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Postby drummerphil » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:48 am

i worked as a camera man for a porn production company once...and didnt mind doing a month in hand  :laugh:
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Postby Mikz » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:01 am

Well i was a golfer once but the club was a fairway away,a long drive  :D i could always tell a good lie
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Postby Piewhack » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:12 am

Absolute classic thread!!
Never thought it could go on so long!

Defo late contender for thread of the year!! haha.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:44 am

i was a surgeon but i just couldnt cut it
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