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by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:14 pm

of course, it goes without saying that when i was a human canonball i got fired

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:23 pm

I used to be a labourer,part time (nothing concrete) I needed something else to cement my future

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:27 pm

there was the time when i worked with a heavy haulage company, but i hated the idea of pulling around heavy cargo and i ended up insulting the lorries. it drove me to diss traction.

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:29 pm

i use to work at a really rough night club,i used to get stabbed goodbye when my shift ended.

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:37 pm

I was also a photographer but I couldnt seem to develop,so i was gone in a flash and outa the frame.

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:42 pm

i use to be on the tv,but my mother got bored with that and she now has a vase on it............ :laugh:

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:57 pm

i was once an office junior and was always told to put the kettle on.........i left as it didnt fit

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:59 pm

I used to be a florist,and altho it looked rosey at first -nothing stemmed or blossomed ,and it just withered away

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:01 pm

I used to be a maths teacher ,but that opportunity just didnt add up.I couldnt put 2 and 2 together

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:03 pm

blimey

it's threads like this that make me proud to be a mod :laugh:

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:07 pm

I was offered a part in Gary Glitter the musical but told them to :censored:

off,as there was no way i wanted to be in his gang......

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:10 pm

classic

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:14 pm

I was a cabinet maker and i thought id nailed it,wasnt long before i screwed up and got board.

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:26 pm

my career as an airline pilot never really took off

by **Lionheart** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:34 pm

Mikz wrote:I was a cabinet maker and i thought id nailed it,wasnt long before i screwed up and got board.

...and then you varnished right??

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