An old man once told me that he was allowed to look on the menu but had to eat at home.
That does not apply to me , I would certainly get a clip round the ear for that.
In general chat we have a couple of threads devoted to body parts and fit birds. Does your misses know your ogelling (spelling ?) over other women on the net.
If so doesnt she mind ?
Or would you fall into my catergory , that meaning having your balls twisted or some other painful form of torcher because your misses doesnt like you doing it ?
Or would you fall into my catergory again and have a look when shes not around ?
Sh!t shes coming .............. shhhhhhh