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[66-1112520797]

An old man once told me that he was allowed to look on the menu but had to eat at home.

That does not apply to me , I would certainly get a clip round the ear for that.

In general chat we have a couple of threads devoted to body parts and fit birds. Does your misses know your ogelling (spelling ?) over other women on the net.

If so doesnt she mind ?

Or would you fall into my catergory , that meaning having your balls twisted or some other painful form of torcher because your misses doesnt like you doing it ?   

Or would you fall into my catergory again and have a look when shes not around ?     

Sh!t shes coming .............. shhhhhhh   

[112-1077774096]

my bird is thai and never questions me about anything, its quite good really.

I think its the buddhist mentality, very calm

[66-1112520797]

I may have to get my girlfriend some of that Buddist mentality then . 

[112-1077774096]

haha, get her converted mate

[Judge]

my bird is thai and never questions me about anything, its quite good really.

I think its the buddhist mentality, very calm

mmmmm.......all the trappings of the 21st century with an 1830 (AD) bride. does she scrub the steps??

lucky bastard 

[112-1077774096]

shes great, she never asks for anything.

however she was actually born in 1865 so you were a few years out alan   

[Roger Red Hat]

I may have to get my girlfriend some of that Buddist mentality then . 

nah, dump her and get yourself a thai girl. Just make sure she is a she!

[Woollyback]

my bird is thai and never questions me about anything, its quite good really.

I think its the buddhist mentality, very calm

are you sure it's not just cos she can't speak a word of english?