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by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:04 pm

Judge wrote:is that true fucking greedy pigs pmsl

Yeah it's true Judge , unfortunately it doesn't have the happiest of endings . A couple of weeks later some back packers started using toilet paper instead of the traditional left hand and water method . The pigs wouldn't eat the paper,the one or two that apparently did got sick and died, most of the sh'it was just piling up and within 48 hours a nice asian ecological lavatorial plan that had worked a treat for generations was completely f'ked up by a couple of knobheads on their "amazing" trip around asia . :angry:

by **Ciggy** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:08 pm

Woof you do amuse me, with your stories, luv it

by **stmichael** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:14 pm

woof, when's the autobiography out?

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:17 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote: Woof you do amuse me, with your stories, luv it

cheers Cig , I only tell 'em 'cause they're true .

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:48 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:is that true fucking greedy pigs pmsl

Yeah it's true Judge , unfortunately it doesn't have the happiest of endings . A couple of weeks later some back packers started using toilet paper instead of the traditional left hand and water method . The pigs wouldn't eat the paper,the one or two that apparently did got sick and died, most of the sh'it was just piling up and within 48 hours a nice asian ecological lavatorial plan that had worked a treat for generations was completely f'ked up by a couple of knobheads on their "amazing" trip around asia .

tell the pig owners im sorry

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:02 pm

Judge wrote:
andy_g wrote:never kiss a pig on the lips

tell that to lee j

Judge, I never touched your mother - honest!

tw@t

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:09 pm

Lee J wrote:
Judge wrote:
andy_g wrote:never kiss a pig on the lips

tell that to lee j

Judge, I never touched your mother - honest!

tw@t

but ive touched your mum......son

by **anfieldroad** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:51 pm

ive been to many places

hahahahahahahaha :;):

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:08 am

i know

hahahahahaha

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:03 pm

any more bizzarre stories folks?

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:08 pm

Trust you to bump this thread!
:bump

by **woof woof !** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:56 pm

Judge wrote:any more bizzarre stories folks?

Could tell you about me and a mate throwin' a pimp off a hotel roof in Saigon whilst celebrating my birthday but it might upset Wooly

(We missed by the way , the pimp hit the balcony on the floor below

but I'm sure he boke something

)

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:09 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:any more bizzarre stories folks?

Could tell you about me and a mate throwin' a pimp off a hotel roof in Saigon whilst celebrating my birthday but it might upset Wooly

(We missed by the way , the pimp hit the balcony on the floor below but I'm sure he broke something )

i often wondered how woolly got his flat forehead

by **drummerphil** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:50 pm

camel riding for 8 hours in heat reaching 130 degrees,only gives you a bleeding A[r]se.........never again

by **woof woof !** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:58 am

Come to think of it , the Judge owns a Camel hair coat . Did your Camel have one hump or two Phil ?

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