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by **drummerphil** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm

i had more runs in Turkey once than the whole of the england team got in the Ashes

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:18 pm

thats alot of runs phil

i bet andrex loved you, unless it was that IZAL paper

by **sausagedog** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 am

IZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff :angry:

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:33 am

it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

by **LFC #1** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:51 am

Judge wrote:coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

by **Woollyback** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:01 am

Judge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:15 am

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?

never heard of strikethrough

btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer

, then your ring piece would glow in the dark just like an electric hob

by **Woollyback** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:36 am

Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?

never heard of strikethrough

btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer , then your ring piece would glow in the dark just like an electric hob

electric hob :laugh:

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:38 am

i knew you'd understand woolly

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:21 pm

sausagedog wrote:IZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff

In India it's the old left hand and water to wash your rse job . It's ok as long as it's YOUR left hand .

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:22 pm

god bless the left hand

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:42 pm

You'll like this one Judge .

Went to a public toilet in a little fishing village in Goa . It was basically a small rattan hut with a raised concrete platform inside . You climbed up on the platform and took you dump down a chute that went out the back of the hut . Peering down it I could see no sign of previous occupants work only a patch of sand with the sun shining on it and there was also a distinct lack of bad odour . "Great" I thought and sqatted down over the chute .As i started expelling the previous nights curry I heard a tremendous grunting sound coming from the area around my ringpiece ! :wwww

To say I sh'it more than intended would be an understatement , I leapt of the platform wondering what the f'uck was wrong with my a'rse . To my relief my a'rse was ok but the grunting continued . Looking down the chute I saw a big pigs head looking up at me , it was covered in sh'it and was licking it's lips . :laugh:

.

I later discovered that a couple of pigs camped round the back of the bog and ate every thing that came down that chute . Environmentally it worked a treat .

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:49 pm

is that true

fucking greedy pigs

pmsl

by **andy_g** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:50 pm

never kiss a pig on the lips

by **Judge** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 pm

andy_g wrote:never kiss a pig on the lips

tell that to lee j

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