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by **Woollyback** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:41 am

he's NOT the messiah, he's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

by **Ian Rush's Right foot** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:05 am

i think you will find that you have two seperate quotes here.

'i will cut your balls off' was utered by john cleese when he tells brian to 'have it done by morning'

the phrase 'now dont do it again' was said by the centurian watching over brian as he completes his task the morning after.

sorry but im an officionado on the life of brian

Rearrange these words - more out get to you need

by **The Ace1983** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:05 am

The Mirror says that we will shortly be buying that Granqvist kid.

by **NiftyNeil** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:00 pm

sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:16 pm

The Mirror says that we will shortly be buying that Granqvist kid

he's suppose to be quite good, would be a decent signing

by **stoney** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:28 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

Earnshaw would probably do a better job than el moro would do for us this season the way its looking but no we aint getting him. Signing him would be a joke. :censored:

he cant even get into the WEST BROM starting eleven and (as out of form as moro might be right now) you want him to replace a world class striker). :laugh:

by **Paul C** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:26 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

lmao, I'll treat that comment with the content it deserves

by **dxavier** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:42 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

I am shocked!!! Morientes is quality. I am not saying anything against Earnshaw, but he is not starting West Brom games let alone being able to play for a top team like Liverpool or Real Madrid. Sorry, but if you continue to say things like that, we are going to think you know nothing about football.

by **skipper** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:41 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

Give moro some time. He will perform well.

It took alonso and garcia time to adjust and after they adjusted, they played great.

by **Rafas Amigo** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:18 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:sell Morrientes, buy Rob Earnshaw (the black Michael Owen)

My God

by **Paul C** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:47 pm

I thought this was a rumours thread not a Morientes thread :;):

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:43 am

Ian Rush's Right foot wrote:
i think you will find that you have two seperate quotes here.

'i will cut your balls off' was utered by john cleese when he tells brian to 'have it done by morning'

the phrase 'now dont do it again' was said by the centurian watching over brian as he completes his task the morning after.

sorry but im an officionado on the life of brian

Rearrange these words - more out get to you need

depends if you are actually yoda then it would be 'to get out more you need'

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:24 pm

Okay people, I said I would get back to you if and when I got any more news from my brother. He has just told me this less than 10 minutes ago.

He has spoken verbally, man-to-man with Andy Owen today. This is not any kind of hearsay, this is straight from the horses mouth if you like. Again, if you don’t believe me, you know where you can go. I am just passing on what Andy Owen (Michael Owen’s own brother) has told my brother today.

Liverpool have agreed terms with Real Madrid and Michael Owen VERBALLY that he will come back and play for us. Not just on loan, neither, he will sign a permanent contract. Andy Owen does not know any details about the fee, or how long the contract is for.

Newcastle made a bid this week and Owen knocked it flat back. This prompted delegates to go out to Austria where Madrid are training, from BOTH Manchester United and Liverpool. Owen has decided to join Liverpool. He is in Liverpool as I type this on the hush-hush.

So far so good.

The ONLY thing that will fuck this transfer up is Real Madrid and their morals. If Manchester United come in with a higher bid than Liverpool for Owen, Madrid will more than likely go back on their word with Liverpool and ask us to cough up more money if we want the player so bad, starting a bidding war. Liverpool wont get involved in this. We wont be charged over the odds for a player we have already agreed a fee with the sellers for.

So barring a late bid by Manchester United – and here’s what I’ve been dying to type in this post – he could be playing for us by Saturday at the Riverside.

Again, don’t shoot the messenger, it’s up to you whether you believe this, and the way Madrid have been when we have done business in the past makes me pessimistic myself, but it looks like we will have our man by Thursday everyone!!!

by **andy_g** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:27 pm

rumour thread johnny!! :angry:

oh... sorry.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:29 pm

Wow, well Jonny you dont seem like the bullshiting type, must admit I am totally confused.

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