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by **84-1106852058** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:06 pm

JBG,or any other mods who may find themsleves in here,Would it be possible to pin a thread "THE SEXPLOITS OF YOUNG RAFA"
This is the 2nd heartbroken one he has posted,and Iam sure there is more to come.I for one find them fascinating.

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:08 pm

Bluetoothing, sexploiting, RAFA is one man package

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:09 pm

all he needs is a girfriend called pandora and hes the complete package lol

by **JBG** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:09 pm

The Red Baron wrote:JBG,or any other mods who may find themsleves in here,Would it be possible to pin a thread "THE SEXPLOITS OF YOUNG RAFA"
This is the 2nd heartbroken one he has posted,and Iam sure there is more to come.I for one find them fascinating.

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:31 pm

dont worry people ill keep adding to this thread daily to update you on "THE SEXPLOITS OF YOUNG RAFA"

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:34 pm

or lack of sexploits, whichever fits

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:29 pm

dawson99 wrote:or lack of sexploits, whichever fits

Nay my deciple, i feel i am about to bloom into a womanising lothario. :eyebrow

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:09 pm

deciple my a$$

u still have much to learn in the ways f the women dear lad

by **zarababe** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:11 pm

.. yes and the first lesson is get over it man.. .. is this thread still goin on ...

by **A.B.** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:05 pm

Edit-
wrong thread....

by **LFC #1** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:51 am

Rafa, she is clearly a slapper mate, move on and find another bird who only wants to snog you.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:51 am

Have you considered an inter-club threesome? I'm sure she'd take a banging from the champions of Europe and the SPL!!!! (Sounds like a top slag to me!!!! - Shaft her little botty till she's sh*tting red and white, then the Rangers fan will know who's boss!!!!!) Alternatively you could batter him about the head with a shovel, then stick the handle where the dirty ho wants it? I can highly recommend both!!!! :;):

by **84-1106852058** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:12 am

dawson99 wrote:deciple my a$$

u still have much to learn in the ways f the women dear lad

Hey Daws,as you are one of young Rafas disciples just thought I would paste a sample of the sort thing he is going to teach you.

on closer inspection you are not the 24 year old minx i thought you were, but infact your a year older than me and only an hours drive from my city - Carlisle. Considering the minute distance what-say we get together some time and partake in erotic yet fufilling shinanigans involving ice cubes, chocolate body paint and a whole lotta energy burnage!!
ps. if that dont take your fancy we could always do some Maths together : subtract our clothes, add a bed, and Multiply!!!!!

I bet you cant wait.

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:52 am

The Red Baron wrote:
dawson99 wrote:deciple my a$$

u still have much to learn in the ways f the women dear lad

Hey Daws,as you are one of young Rafas disciples just thought I would paste a sample of the sort thing he is going to teach you.

on closer inspection you are not the 24 year old minx i thought you were, but infact your a year older than me and only an hours drive from my city - Carlisle. Considering the minute distance what-say we get together some time and partake in erotic yet fufilling shinanigans involving ice cubes, chocolate body paint and a whole lotta energy burnage!!
ps. if that dont take your fancy we could always do some Maths together : subtract our clothes, add a bed, and Multiply!!!!!

I bet you cant wait.

i feel like ive learnt so much already...
damn all those years of talking to gals before giving them my number.. i should just bluetooth my way in and do some mathematics jokes... :rasp

its all good

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:05 am

spit roast - highly recomended.

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