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[Lando_Griffin]

Thats common practise down our way!!!!!!!!

[84-1106852058]

Can anybody give me an update on young Rafa.He promised to keep us up to date with his sexploits we havent heard a word.Ifor one am extremely worried.He has either got in deep with this girl and spends most of his time at the STD clinic or every one else has got in deep and he has topped himself.

[Woollyback]

i think he's been locked in his room tugging himself into a masturbatory stupour

[mkingdom]

i think he's been locked in his room tugging himself into a masturbatory stupour

He should post her his tissues...first class 

That'll show her how much she means to him!!   

Rafa  - buy or download some good porn....toss yourself stupid and get over her.  She'll be full of disease anyway 

[Garymac]

a young rafa update woludnt go a miss, im right up for a 'The sexploits of young Rafa" thread, thats spot on!!!

[looprevil]

sweettalk the bitch out of her clothes take a couple pics post em on the net send the link to her family and friends.  That or find yourself a girl who respects herself and doesn't hook up with 3 guys in one night.

[112-1077774096]

haha, she just wanted him to pay for the taxi   

[Judge]

Well, it all started on sunday night whn i went to a party and met the most, facinating member of the oppisate sex iv ever encountered, sh semed perfect, she liked liverpool and the same music as me - the killers etc..
those were the days, all five days ago i could listen to Mr Brightside without tears and Always by Blink 182. We started talking at bowt 10 oclock, i didnt know her but a girl from same school as me did so we were all talking.
I recall her saying " all the lads at my school are minging, but theyre mint at yours" to her mate, the mate replied "like who?" and she replied " like hm" gesturing at me, i was chuffed.
Later the police came to shut the party down and we all emptied out onto the street, with our destianation set for some other lads house. The girl, called Sam, now said to me " how are you getting to his house?2 i replied "walking, i think"
to which she said" no get a taxi wid me".
  Whilst waiting for the taxi we were alone and sparks flew, we started passionatley kissing and , before long she was glued to my neck, me her colar bone and then breast. The taxi arrived, we got in both now quite drunk, and continued making out  till we got to the lads house. we got out, we paid, and then carried on our clinch on the door step till the lad scott arrived to unlock the house. We went in and us two were engrossed in conversation/kissing/other for an hour. She said she wanted to go in the back garden with me so we searched for the key and to no avail. Then she,Sam went to the lads whos house it was to get the key. I look back a second later and hes snogging her face off, CUN*!!!
I was to distraught to go over and kick the shi* out of him so i went upstairs n sat against a wall for bowt 2 hours and seeked refuge in a litre bttle of vodka! Then, at the back end of the night she came upstairs and gave all the usual bollox that girls come out with " i didnt mean it etc....
Then jut before everyone is about to go, this lanky, ugly, half a personality Rangers fan snogs her to! That was it i was guted. So i got home and after a few texts it seemed we had made things up and we were `friends' again. So it was great that we went to the cinema on the wednesday to see house of wax at the odeon cinema. We seemed to click and there was definite chemistry. I paid for the tickets and the pop cor she barely touched aswell like..
Fastforward a day and after several chats on msn we seemed to have a fruitful future but alass, last night on msn the guy Scott was on msn and the following text took place:

Hi its Sophie
hey
wht you up to?
Sophies getting with Scott, are you gonna cry?
no
------------------
I was fuc*ing shatteredby that like , after all that effort and popcorn i was gettin jilted for a lanky fuc*. TWA*S!!
Then the next day everyone went to play bowlin from the party and she was there, but not with that , she came over to the pool table to talk to me and told me how scot had told her he fancied her m8 aswell - so basically he is a cun*. Then she asked why i was upset( bit of a no brainer that question), and i said cos i thought you liked me, she did say she wanted to be more than friends like. So now im fuc*IN gutted cos she got wid him and she is unsure bowt seeing me cos itl upset the Ger fan. PS i was also turned up to the bowling drunk so all women are clearly to be hated. well apart from mum.
               << my mood change throughout story

you'll be over it the next time your drunk 

[84-1106852058]

Can anybody give me an update on young Rafa.He promised to keep us up to date with his sexploits we havent heard a word.Ifor one am extremely worried.He has either got in deep with this girl and spends most of his time at the STD clinic or every one else has got in deep and he has topped himself.

Ah well nice to see young Rafa has surfaced again.He still has problems tho,he is submitting his A level papers into general discussion now.

[wrighty (not mark!)]

Put's a smile on your face this thread and proves that it's not only the girls I get into who end up being slags.I prefer to call them. Indecisive!

[Shanti]

Hi its Sophie
hey
wht you up to?
Sophies getting with Scott, are you gonna cry?
no
So now im fuc*IN gutted cos she got wid him and she is unsure bowt seeing me cos itl upset the Ger fan. PS i was also turned up to the bowling drunk so all women are clearly to be hated. well apart from mum.

aw, don't be sad, gorgeous 

[Judge]

blimey, its shanti

[hawkmoon269]

blimey, its shanti

Does she live in a "shanti" town, just outside of Johannesburg

[jonnymac1979]

Quality thread, I'd forgot about this!!

[Lando_Griffin]

Marry me Shanti!!!!!

(Unless your a grisly old man with a fetish for young male flesh!!!!!)