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[dawson99]

added bonus that u can arm wrestle on her back at the same time, so its more macho

[Scottbot]

Sh'ag her till she's bandy Rafa  ,then move on.

I'll second that. She sounds like a classy sorta bird.

Bop her till her ears bleed

[lawrenson_sarah]

Wre you insane? !!

U wana go out wid her again??

[Leonmc0708]

Well, it all started on sunday night whn i went to a party and met the most, facinating member of the oppisate sex iv ever encountered, sh semed perfect, she liked liverpool and the same music as me - the killers etc..
those were the days, all five days ago i could listen to Mr Brightside without tears and Always by Blink 182. We started talking at bowt 10 oclock, i didnt know her but a girl from same school as me did so we were all talking.
I recall her saying " all the lads at my school are minging, but theyre mint at yours" to her mate, the mate replied "like who?" and she replied " like hm" gesturing at me, i was chuffed.
Later the police came to shut the party down and we all emptied out onto the street, with our destianation set for some other lads house. The girl, called Sam, now said to me " how are you getting to his house?2 i replied "walking, i think"
to which she said" no get a taxi wid me".
  Whilst waiting for the taxi we were alone and sparks flew, we started passionatley kissing and , before long she was glued to my neck, me her colar bone and then breast. The taxi arrived, we got in both now quite drunk, and continued making out  till we got to the lads house. we got out, we paid, and then carried on our clinch on the door step till the lad scott arrived to unlock the house. We went in and us two were engrossed in conversation/kissing/other for an hour. She said she wanted to go in the back garden with me so we searched for the key and to no avail. Then she,Sam went to the lads whos house it was to get the key. I look back a second later and hes snogging her face off, CUN*!!!
I was to distraught to go over and kick the shi* out of him so i went upstairs n sat against a wall for bowt 2 hours and seeked refuge in a litre bttle of vodka! Then, at the back end of the night she came upstairs and gave all the usual bollox that girls come out with " i didnt mean it etc....
Then jut before everyone is about to go, this lanky, ugly, half a personality Rangers fan snogs her to! That was it i was guted. So i got home and after a few texts it seemed we had made things up and we were `friends' again. So it was great that we went to the cinema on the wednesday to see house of wax at the odeon cinema. We seemed to click and there was definite chemistry. I paid for the tickets and the pop cor she barely touched aswell like..
Fastforward a day and after several chats on msn we seemed to have a fruitful future but alass, last night on msn the guy Scott was on msn and the following text took place:

Hi its Sophie
hey
wht you up to?
Sophies getting with Scott, are you gonna cry?
no
------------------
I was fuc*ing shatteredby that like , after all that effort and popcorn i was gettin jilted for a lanky fuc*. TWA*S!!
Then the next day everyone went to play bowlin from the party and she was there, but not with that , she came over to the pool table to talk to me and told me how scot had told her he fancied her m8 aswell - so basically he is a cun*. Then she asked why i was upset( bit of a no brainer that question), and i said cos i thought you liked me, she did say she wanted to be more than friends like. So now im fuc*IN gutted cos she got wid him and she is unsure bowt seeing me cos itl upset the Ger fan. PS i was also turned up to the bowling drunk so all women are clearly to be hated. well apart from mum.
               << my mood change throughout story

What is the phrase for a male version of a "bunny boiler" ?

[dawson99]

i think its...a bunny boiler

[taff]

 

Its better to have loved and lost etc

Oh and gain her respect by standing outside her house crying.

Or forget about her, get off with her mate and thump the lanky lad from behind with a stick 

[dawson99]

the best way to gether back is to follow her everywhere and take pictures. use infra red cameras and night vision for the added plus of seeing her in the dark. Maybe start writing ehr letters but using newspaper clippings instead of a pen to write with.

Always works that does

[Roger Red Hat]

you could just sh@g her mum, that would annoy her!

[dawson99]

nothing better than nobbing a mum

(as long as its not your own...obviosuly )

[Woollyback]

i think you should steal her knick-knacks off her washing line in the middle of the night and sell them on e-bay

oh yeah, and ponk her mum as well


PS what do you drive? whatever it is I want one if it can get from Carlisle to Liverpool in an hour 

[dawson99]

ponk her mum? never heard that one before... gonna go ponk some birds tonite...sweet lol

and another healthy tip is to keep on sending her photos of u undressing, plaster them all over her house, that'll bring her round

[LFC #1]

or just buy her a bottle of rum or summat and well you know the rest.....

[Lando_Griffin]

Perhaps he should lie beneath her glass coffee-table in the hope that she may, in a drunken stupor, mistake it for the sh*tter!!!!!!

[Dalglish]

Well well well, what can i say , the poor lad pours his heart out on the forum and all you shower of can do is have a laugh at his expense ....................................





























  I'm still laughing at Woof Woof's , Woolyback's and Honolou lou Bob's replies 

[Dalglish]

Perhaps he should lie beneath her glass coffee-table in the hope that she may, in a drunken stupor, mistake it for the sh*tter!!!!!!

Lando , you need professional help lad