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by **Dom1** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:09 pm

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

by **zarababe** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:10 pm

sounds dangerous

by **dawson99** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:13 pm

other things u cant not say when totally drunk

1: you're right, i wouldnt eat that for a fiver

2: no thank you, no curry for me

3: it is cold, maybe i do need a coat

by **Dom1** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:16 pm

or ... "hey its half 10 were missing the taggart repeats...lets go home"

by **andy_g** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:39 pm

or... "no mate, i've NEVER fantasised about your girlfriend!"

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:43 pm

Something Dom1 never says when drunk...........

"I dont think I'll bother creating another user on the newkit forum tonight!"

by **Dom1** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:46 pm

hehe

git

by **Fowler_E7** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:23 pm

dom how do you add an image as your signature on your profile?

by **Dom1** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:36 pm

like so...

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