
As a newbie I don't know if this has already been done so appologies in advance...but how about:
Can you hear the Mancs Fernando
Their team is full of ******
and their Manager’s a fool
Can you hear the Mancs Fernando
Their team is full of dirty cheating ****** that cannot play
So come on skin the junkie, score a goal and brighten up my Sat-ur-day
There’s some cretins dressed in black today
Who cannot play, Fernando
We call the cretins ‘Manky Scum’
And Fergie ‘dumb’ Fernando
Repeat chorus