Nobody said there was any realistic prospect of signing Villa -- it's the rumour mill, a part of the forum specifically designed for people to talk b'0llocks, hence why you've made so many posts

Looking at it in another way, pictures of anthropomorphic cats aren't realistic but that doesn't stop you from getting excited about them, getting the

out and going with the flow so to speak. I suggest if you want to post in the rumour mill you should put your cat hat on and you will see the rumours about Villa in a new light -- ideas of 'contempt' will disappear from your head. If it helps you any, try and think of David Villa in the form of a cat (with a big head), and you're onto a winner.
Anyway, I'm off now, probably to dream about Villa lining up next to Suarez
