The positive thread - Only post a good thing
by Kharhaz » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:12 pm
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by Kharhaz » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:17 pm
Im in a silly mood tonight, dunno why...
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Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by RED BEERGOGGLES » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:04 am
the whir;lies havve stoppesd andd i can focuas on m y spoon
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by dundreamin » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:19 am
Admist all the doom and gloom thought i would revive this thread. In 8 days time we would have thrashed the bitters 3-0 got rid of the vermin in which they are totally disgraced in court,due to broughtons business acumen. We have new owners who care about us and were on the up. My pints half full. The good times are returning my friends. Believe me they are. YNWA
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by dundreamin » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:21 am
Oh and btw i ain't touched a drop or smoked anything or snorted anything either:p
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by Kharhaz » Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:03 am
redhayesy wrote:neil wrote:some posts have vanished again?
thats what you call magic! matebtw(i do know what you mean)
is it conspiracy or is someone trying to tell us somthing.
I had a dream once, Dundalk created a "This Place" thread....
weird...
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:02 am
anuy one evetr treid Jd wi6th SAmbuvcca ..as a rtul;e i NEEVr do discvo
I wakled home wityh flippers on
I wakled home wityh flippers on
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by RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:12 am
Youi just domt grt me do yoyu 
I lobve SUNDSAYS .........SHE WILK BE ASLKLEEP NOE ..i AM AWSAITIN TOAS;T
I lobve SUNDSAYS .........SHE WILK BE ASLKLEEP NOE ..i AM AWSAITIN TOAS;T
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