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[Stan Laurel]

To the tune of "Amore" by Dean Martin.

When we go for the Kill, and its not old djibril
Its Fernando....
When it all goes to plan, and its not quick Milan
Its Fernando....
When it flies in the goal, and its not Flo - Pongolle
Its Fernando....

That's bloody good one, Leon!!

Fantastic, mate!!!

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To the tune of "Amore" by Dean Martin.

When we go for the Kill, and its not old djibril
Its Fernando....
When it all goes to plan, and its not quick Milan
Its Fernando....
When it flies in the goal, and its not Flo - Pongolle
Its Fernando....

That's bloody good one, Leon!!

Fantastic, mate!!!

thats not bad that



most of the others have been pants

[The Ace1983]

Why not something to the tune of "Spanish flea"

There was a little Spanish flea
A goalscorer, he thought he'd be
Morientes was his name
And he'll net at least about twenty three
He was a little Spanish flea

I dunno. Morientes is such a hard name to fit into a song. But I liked the first one.

[Ciggy]

Whats spanish flea I dont know that one

[Ciggy]

hey Macarena maybe ill make one up tomorrow
Hey Morientes.
No ang on dont speak spanish forget that one

[The Ace1983]

Spanish flea is the one that all the clubs play at closing time. If you wanna hear it, it's in the Simpsons where bart goes to the Spinal Tap concert.

[Ciggy]

Your just to good to be true,
cant take my eyes off you,
you always score to much,
oh I wana thank you so much,
thank god the real let you go,
and you know your the deal,
your just to good to be true,
Cant take my eyes off you,

Mori Mori morientes Mori Mori morientes,
we love you Mori, and if its quite alrite,
we need you mori, to score past the sh#te,
and bring a swipe to fergies face,
oh morientes your the best we know,
morientes we know youll run the show,
we really love you Morientes.


God knows what ive just wrote p#ssed to the tune of your just to good to be true

[The Ace1983]

You can be our hero, Mori
You can score us loads of goals
We will sing for you forever
Won't you be our hero?

To the tune of Enrique Englasias' "Hero"

[The Ace1983]

One goal, three points, one new Red's hero
One chance, one shot, never score a zero
ONE FERNANDO!!!

To the tune of Queens "One Vision"

or

Fernando is a striker, he scores a striker's goal
He only needs one shot and he's Kopped the lot
And he's our new hero

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman" by ?