Why does Guinness make your poo black?

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:52 pm

This has bugged me for a while now. I like a drop of the black stuff and if I have a few pints of it I can guarantee that my 'hangover sh!te' will be black. What is it? Why does it do it?
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Postby andy_g » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:18 pm

its the iron, dude
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Postby red till i die!! » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:05 pm

as andy says its the iron.
the colour isnt as bad a problem as the smell that accompanies it,especially after a skin full :laugh: .
i got a pint in the abbey road a few years back and it was one of them push button things and god it was awful so i hope you aint drinking that.i soon found o neils and its a top bar with a top pint :nod .
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:06 pm

When I was a cellarman I used to clean the pipes of all the other beers and lagers in one morning but had to give the Guiness one a morning of its own. It was an absolute b!tch to clean. The amount of line cleaner I had to use to get them throughly clean was ridiculous.
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Postby ethanr » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:08 pm

I've only drank Guinness heavily once.  I don't remember my poo turning black.
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Postby Reg » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:26 pm

If a black man drinks 10 pints of Guinness does his poo come out white?   :nod
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Postby Kenny Kan » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:30 pm

andy_g » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:18 pm wrote:its the iron, dude

It's a bit of a myth about the (amount) of iron in guinness.

0.3mg -> 0.5mg of iron per pint.

RDA = 8mg (men) and 18mg (women)

Red wine  has more iron  than stout.

Stout - 0.28mg/pint or 0.12mg/unit
Red wine - 1.58mg/glass (175ml), or 0.75mg/unit

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Postby andy_g » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:40 pm

Kharhaz » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:06 pm wrote:When I was a cellarman I used to clean the pipes of all the other beers and lagers in one morning but had to give the Guiness one a morning of its own. It was an absolute b!tch to clean. The amount of line cleaner I had to use to get them throughly clean was ridiculous.


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Postby Kenny Kan » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:45 pm

Kharhaz » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:06 pm wrote:When I was a cellarman I used to clean the pipes of all the other beers and lagers in one morning but had to give the Guiness one a morning of its own. It was an absolute b!tch to clean. The amount of line cleaner I had to use to get them throughly clean was ridiculous.

t's a bit of a myth about the (amount) of iron in guinness.

0.3mg -> 0.5mg of iron per pint.

RDA = 8mg (men) and 18mg (women)

Red wine  has more iron  than stout.

Stout - 0.28mg/pint or 0.12mg/unit
Red wine - 1.58mg/glass (175ml), or 0.75mg/unit

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Postby Kenny Kan » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:52 pm

Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:52 pm wrote:This has bugged me for a while now. I like a drop of the black stuff and if I have a few pints of it I can guarantee that my 'hangover sh!te' will be black. What is it? Why does it do it?

The barley is roasted to give Guinness its dark colour and characteristic taste. It is due to the darkness of the barley when it passes through you

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Postby stmichael » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:08 am

Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:52 pm wrote:This has bugged me for a while now. I like a drop of the black stuff and if I have a few pints of it I can guarantee that my 'hangover sh!te' will be black. What is it? Why does it do it?


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Postby babu » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:00 am

Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:52 pm wrote:This has bugged me for a while now. I like a drop of the black stuff and if I have a few pints of it I can guarantee that my 'hangover sh!te' will be black. What is it? Why does it do it?


Same thing happens if you drink a couple bottle of red wine
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:05 pm

I once and only once went on a session and had a belly full of guinness and then went onto the red wine. when I inevitably spewed my hoop I thought I was dying, it looked just like clotted blood heaving up. I shouted for my missus to ring for an ambulance I thought I was a gonna, she opened the bog door and took one look and said...   fek off ***** up tw@t.
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Postby fivecups » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:14 pm

Roger Red Hat » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:05 pm wrote:I once and only once went on a session and had a belly full of guinness and then went onto the red wine. when I inevitably spewed my hoop I thought I was dying, it looked just like clotted blood heaving up. I shouted for my missus to ring for an ambulance I thought I was a gonna, she opened the bog door and took one look and said...   fek off ***** up tw@t.


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