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[metalhead]

How has Obama been weak?  Lots of spurious comments but when you consider the disasterous situation he inherited from teh worst US president ever, I'm inclined to believe he's made the best of a bad job. Cameron's in the same position.

I'd be classed as a Republican but I don't like the candidates. Ron Paul is too old and marginal. Romney is the plastic smile of US politics, and this Sacarin fellow whatever his name is.... who is he and why should he be given the top job in the world if no ones' heard of him? I'd rather give it to Warren Buffet or Bill gates than an unknown.

I'd vote for Obama to be honest.

Agreed Reg, I can't see anyone beating Obama at the moment, most of the republican candidates are just nuts.

When you have people like Bachmann, Caine and Perry running for president because ''God'' told them then as a voter you would start questioning the position of the GOP. Romney looks like the most sensible candidate, but he was raised a mormon and I don't think he has a chance against Obama, maybe I'm wrong, but that's how I see it

I also agree that Obama already inhereted a crumbling economy, George Bush Jr. almost destroyed the US economy, so you can't blame Obama. I've read an article that there was an increase in Jobs (200,000 new jobs est.) a in 2011nd the unemployment rate dropped.

[tonyeh]

Doesn't matter who gets in. There is no "Republican" or "Democrat". It just two sides of the same coin. They'll end up being told what to do by the same business concerns that's been telling American political parties what to do for decades.

Bread and Circuses, of a slightly different feather.

[The Good Yank]

Doesn't matter who gets in. There is no "Republican" or "Democrat". It just two sides of the same coin. They'll end up being told what to do by the same business concerns that's been telling American political parties what to do for decades.

Bread and Circuses, of a slightly different feather.

That's how I look at it too.  It doesn't mean a damn who gets elected.  Fooked either way.

[metalhead]

Who will you be voting for mate?

[LFC2007]

Doesn't matter who gets in. There is no "Republican" or "Democrat". It just two sides of the same coin. They'll end up being told what to do by the same business concerns that's been telling American political parties what to do for decades.

Bread and Circuses, of a slightly different feather.

That's how I look at it too.  It doesn't mean a damn who gets elected.  Fooked either way.

That's interesting. Presumably it's those business concerns that are behind the candidates' views on abortion, gay marriage, family, race relations etc..

[tonyeh]

That sh1t is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.

[ConnO'var]

Doesn't matter who gets in. There is no "Republican" or "Democrat". It just two sides of the same coin. They'll end up being told what to do by the same business concerns that's been telling American political parties what to do for decades.

Bread and Circuses, of a slightly different feather.

That's how I look at it too.  It doesn't mean a damn who gets elected.  Fooked either way.

That's interesting. Presumably it's those business concerns that are behind the candidates' views on abortion, gay marriage, family, race relations etc..

Mate,

IMO, for most major politicians in the US (and probably the world over), moral and minority issues mean next to nothing.... they jump on the appropriate bandwagon when required and sit on the fence most times.

They live and die by the performance of the economy.

Hell, Clinton was found to be a liar, fornicator and adulterer but in most American eyes, he was a good president because the economy did well under his so called guidance.

Most politicians are not in it for the people.... they're in it for themselves.

America is often touted by their people as the bastion of freedom and equality AND the champion of Democracy. For me, their system is as corrupt if not more so than most other nations in the world. Money and pipeline politics disguised behind a thinly veiled facade of righteousness.

[ConnO'var]

If only we could do this!

Notice of Revocation of Independence
By John Cleese (I'm told)

To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise." You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary." Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed." There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your
vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account o the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red
Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2012. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game, which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond
you borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
All American cars are hereby banned. They are and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you Understand the British sense of humour.
You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is
beer, which should be served, warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer, is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine." This will allow
true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline," as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2012) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA
and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon- get used to it).
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Last but not the least, and for heaven's sake... its Nuclear as in "clear" NOT Nucular.
Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.
John Cleese

[Reg]

How has Obama been weak?  Lots of spurious comments but when you consider the disasterous situation he inherited from teh worst US president ever, I'm inclined to believe he's made the best of a bad job. Cameron's in the same position.

I'd be classed as a Republican but I don't like the candidates. Ron Paul is too old and marginal. Romney is the plastic smile of US politics, and this Sacarin fellow whatever his name is.... who is he and why should he be given the top job in the world if no ones' heard of him? I'd rather give it to Warren Buffet or Bill gates than an unknown.

I'd vote for Obama to be honest.

Agreed Reg, I can't see anyone beating Obama at the moment, most of the republican candidates are just nuts.

When you have people like Bachmann, Caine and Perry running for president because ''God'' told them then as a voter you would start questioning the position of the GOP. Romney looks like the most sensible candidate, but he was raised a mormon and I don't think he has a chance against Obama, maybe I'm wrong, but that's how I see it

I also agree that Obama already inhereted a crumbling economy, George Bush Jr. almost destroyed the US economy, so you can't blame Obama. I've read an article that there was an increase in Jobs (200,000 new jobs est.) a in 2011nd the unemployment rate dropped.

Metal, you have to bear in mind concerning employment that the US population is ever increasing so the labour pool is expanding day by day so to actually reduce unemployment means creating sufficient new jobs to cover the new workers + a real increase in employment. Not easy. You ask Margaret as when we had viscious unemployment in the mid 80's in the UK the labour pool swelled massively as women flooded the market for work to compensate the loss of their husbands' jobs - then never went back, remaining in the pool.

Bush Jr was the darling of the militant right christians in Texas and look what good it did them but the right wing church has been a growing threat for some years now, fortunately the need to get out there and create jobs has put killing moslems and jews on the back burner for a while. (am I allowed to say that?).

Romney looks a conceited tw@t (lets get back to conventional foul language that offends no one), Mr Plastic Smile who just needs to avoid mistakes to get the Republican ticket. I often wonder what happened to Co-lin Powell as a coloured run off with Obama-bey would be interesting.

I sense more than ever that the candidate with the best funded PR campaign will win this time round, I don't get the feeling any of the candidates really want the job, there doesn't seem to be any spark  of enthusiasm as in "I WANT THE CHALLENGE". Obama might be re-elected by default.

WTF... the US population has increased 58% since I was born !!  The growth of the US economy to absorb those job seekers! 
More than doubled since Woof! was born !!

US Population

1850  23,191,876
1900  76,212,168
1920 106,021,537
1940 132,164,569
1960 179,323,175
1980 226,545,805
1990 248,709,873
2000 281,421,906
2010 308,745,538

[laza]

I really like Ron Paul

Leave the Prez alone mate 

[metalhead]

WTF... the US population has increased 58% since I was born !!  The growth of the US economy to absorb those job seekers! 
More than doubled since Woof! was born !!

US Population

1850  23,191,876
1900  76,212,168
1920 106,021,537
1940 132,164,569
1960 179,323,175
1980 226,545,805
1990 248,709,873
2000 281,421,906
2010 308,745,538

but less from 1800 to 1900

they expected a higher population boom after the such boom in the 1800s

We need to find us a new Earth

[ethanr]

Doesn't matter who gets in. There is no "Republican" or "Democrat". It just two sides of the same coin. They'll end up being told what to do by the same business concerns that's been telling American political parties what to do for decades.

Bread and Circuses, of a slightly different feather.

That's how I look at it too.  It doesn't mean a damn who gets elected.  Fooked either way.

I unfortunately agree with this too.  In the end, it's all going to depend on certain people getting what they want.  The president is turning into more and more a figure head each election.

[ethanr]

WTF... the US population has increased 58% since I was born !!  The growth of the US economy to absorb those job seekers! 
More than doubled since Woof! was born !!

US Population

1850  23,191,876
1900  76,212,168
1920 106,021,537
1940 132,164,569
1960 179,323,175
1980 226,545,805
1990 248,709,873
2000 281,421,906
2010 308,745,538

but less from 1800 to 1900

they expected a higher population boom after the such boom in the 1800s

We need to find us a new Earth

Steven Hawking said that we need to start taking control of other planets or we won't have enough resources to last another 1000 years. 

[laza]

they expected a higher population boom after the such boom in the 1800s

We need to find us a new Earth

There is probably a solution just around the corner.



A final solution

[ethanr]

they expected a higher population boom after the such boom in the 1800s

We need to find us a new Earth

There is probably a solution just around the corner.



A final solution

Shhh