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[red37]

same reason i dont go down on sweaty birds


{maybe i should apologise for that, might be too rude...even for me}

  been there mate...its like having your face wrapped in two giant 'gammon flaps' that have gone off,  with a side order of 'Potted Shrimp' napped over 'em for good measure - not good.   

[dawson99]

hehe

 

[67-1161385641]

no?  five minutes of him droning on is enough to make anybody suicidal... besides i thought it'd be fitting to include his mug in the thread for the edification of all you lot who 'sympathise' with his musings...and who in some shape or other feel 'uplifted and liberated' by such dreary dross of the direst dimensions....    complete and utter tripe!  mind you, i myself go about with a face like a wet weekend in wigan...so its very easy to jump to conclusions isnt it?   Really im a fun loving free spirit with a joyful, bubbly persona that quite evidently is made clear by my philosophy on life.....
its sh1t basically.....and the last thing i want to hear is somebody telling me how wonderful it 'isnt' in song!  I can go around any streetcorner round here for that. Or any alehouse to find likeminded 'Half-glass empty' folk regurgatating their individual tales of woe and angst....'Says nothing to me about my life' ?  Thats maybe the whole point - it says too much!  then again, there's always McFly i suppose......or if you're really up for a meaningless half hour of 'air-headed' bliss- try Girls aloud...  Hell, id even put Andersson/Ulvaeus' work ahead of anything this drudgemeister and his ''cohort"  has penned - and they too used to make poignant 'observations' about life...which usually were found leaning towards the vagaries and meanderings of failed relationships et al.  .   The only element of merit that i'll concede, over the (cough)success of Morrissey throughout what seems like an 'epoch'  full of his...'commentary' is, in the sole fact that he has, as youve correctly stated...'flogged' 'em like hotcakes. Which is balanced out,it would seem by the sale of over 35million prescribed SSRI's worldwide as a result     surely there has to be a connection there....Hector?

I'm not listening to someone who obviously knows sod all about Morrissey. He has more talent in his little finger than most of today's manufactured nonsense. If you think Morrissey is depressing, you do not understand the sarcastic and humerous undertones to his music.

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Smokers teeth



Its one thing I can't ignore about a woman is gross teeth

You want to post a picture up of someone's teeth after they spend most their time drinking alco-pops and fizzy drinks. It's worse than a smokers teeth, but I agree anyone with horrid teeth makes he heave, hence why I will never go out with a girl from Northern Ireland, most of those people have the worst nashers in Europe.

[red37]

oh i can understand sarcasm and appreciate 'dry' humour ...all too well, including irony.... I also value 're-invention' and 'versatility' of ideas in my musical choice.  Morrissey decided to reawaken our perceptions via avenues long since explored and 'endured' after he went solo...its the same old for me...in a different wrapping.  Yeah, as musical revolutionries go, he deserves a place reserved at the top table when it comes down to having some 'impact' over a generation growing up under the disillusionments of life....so do countless other artistes/bands of the contemporary age..at the end of the day, its what 'floats yer boat' when all said and done. and music is far from objective material depending upon which ears it falls...but do me a favour in describing such work as 'superior' to other noteable lights of Music's resonating testimony through time. At best it requires acknowledgement, at worst its the stuff of sheer f**king self-sanctimonious wallowing about the misfortune and comical adversities of the afflicted.  As for knowing sod all about music..you'd better have a re-evaluation of your own stereotypical sweeping generalisations before adding yourself to the list of ignominy to which you choose to subscribe through ignorant outpourings like the above.... OK we 'get' it, your favour for all things 'Smiths/Morrissey' - fair play to you...the world revolves around individuality and variety. but in no way shape or form is it everybody's cup of tea. The fact that i find it cr@p is my own personal opinion....you dont have to listen to that either.

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Smokers teeth



Its one thing I can't ignore about a woman is gross teeth

You want to post a picture up of someone's teeth after they spend most their time drinking alco-pops and fizzy drinks. It's worse than a smokers teeth, but I agree anyone with horrid teeth makes he heave, hence why I will never go out with a girl from Northern Ireland, most of those people have the worst nashers in Europe.

My girlfriends teeth are 100% fine!

So lets see now the Charmless man is an expert on:

Football

Music

Teeth.....

No end to your talents is there??What a really smart guy!

Do us a favour and fuc.k off you boring know it all cu.nt!

As for going out with girls..id doubt you can get one from anywhere...can only imagine you on a date.The poor girl would be sleeping in less than 5 minutes ffs!!  

[67-1161385641]

"The Smiths was an incredibly personal thing to me. It was like launching your own diary to music."

Morrissey didn't jump on a bandwagon and start singing about loniless like some artists, music is his diary the words he puts down on paper are from his own life experiences, perceptions or beliefs, he doesn't sing about "loniless" because it appeals to all ages and all walks of life. He's written about loniless because at the time and for most of his life he was lonely. It just so happens that his music comforts people in the same boat as him, hence why he is loved and adored by his fans. Morrissey isn't a trend, he's a soothing remedy to people who have a similar out look on life as he does.

It's not everyone's cup of tea but to compare Morrissey to other tripe who sing about these things, who promote it to sell records is bang off the mark. You'll get those type of bands all the time, but you'll never have another Smiths and you'll never have another Morrissey, he and The Smiths, much like The Beatles, Queen, Pink Floyd are one of a kind.

I listen to a lot of music, always have done, always will do, I played Bass as a teenager growing up, I have yet to find a band like The Smiths whose lyrics match perfectly to that of the music, it's quite remarkable.

If you want to listen to Morrissey in his element, listen to The Last of The Famous International Playboys, it's one of the best songs ever made IMO, of course. 

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My girlfriends teeth are 100% fine!

So lets see now the Charmless man is an expert on:

Football

Music

Teeth.....

No end to your talents is there??What a really smart guy!

Do us a favour and fuc.k off you boring know it all cu.nt!

As for going out with girls..id doubt you can get one from anywhere...can only imagine you on a date.The poor girl would be sleeping in less than 5 minutes ffs!!  

Taken offence Barry? Well lets weigh up the facts, Scotland are full of obese people (according to the News), Eire is full of terrorists (acorrding to the News), England has the highest teenage birth rate in Europe (acorrding to the News) and Northern Ireland have the worst dental care and teeth (again according to the News). Don't blame me Barry, I've only gotten my information from the news.

My girlfriend fell asleep ten minutes into our first date. 

[66-1120597113]

My girlfriends teeth are 100% fine!

So lets see now the Charmless man is an expert on:

Football

Music

Teeth.....

No end to your talents is there??What a really smart guy!

Do us a favour and fuc.k off you boring know it all cu.nt!

As for going out with girls..id doubt you can get one from anywhere...can only imagine you on a date.The poor girl would be sleeping in less than 5 minutes ffs!!  

Taken offence Barry? Well lets weigh up the facts, Scotland are full of obese people (according to the News), Eire is full of terrorists (acorrding to the News), England has the highest teenage birth rate in Europe (acorrding to the News) and Northern Ireland have the worst dental care and teeth (again according to the News). Don't blame me Barry, I've only gotten my information from the news.

My girlfriend fell asleep ten minutes into our first date. 

Surprised she lasted that long!

[red37]

Morrissey isn't a trend, he's a soothing remedy to people who have a similar out look on life as he does.

so is Prozac

I listen to a lot of music, always have done, always will do

i write the stuff

The Smiths whose lyrics match perfectly to that of the music, it's quite remarkable.

ill give you that one.

The Smiths, much like The Beatles, Queen, Pink Floyd are one of a kind.

ive already conceded their place in musical history;  though to compare Morrissey/Marr  on a par, or better  than - Lennon/McArtney - Mercury/May and Waters/Gilmour et al. is equally 'dubiously wide' of the mark... the only 'trend' visible to me is the recurrance of the letter 'M'....a tenuous link tbh.

If you want to listen to Morrissey in his element

heard it, yawned and came to the conclusion that indeed, his minnions must have been suitably apoplectic with joy if not spiritually liberated on first listen....i did once allow myself the indulgance of a stoic recitation of the words.. Heaven knows im miserable now..though. Upon discovering my very first anal fissure     i half suspect Morrissey to be responsible for the unbearable discomfort... at least my ears and my 'humour' remained intact, if not my marbles 

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You must a songwriter if you're not making records. I get the sense you're trying to compare yourself to Morrissey, I'm sorry but Morrissey is just above you in terms of everything, you'll never be as good, but do stick to writing your pub songs. I posted some of your comments on RoadEnd and they got a few laughs, maybe you should take up comedy, ya fool!

[Lando_Griffin]

Ahh the excesses and pitfalls of life eh.......

..and the depressed

You're as thick as a ten inch plank if you think Morrissey is depressed. 

Saint, your argument doesn't fit in with my points. People can be the size of a house if they want to, if they are happy then who cares? It's the same with smokers, drinkers and everyone else. Who are the Government to nanny state us all the time? Who am I to turn my nose up at drugs addicts, binge drinkers, chain smokers etc? At the end of the day they have civil rights, the same as me and you, I couldn't careless. If it breaches and oppresses other peoples civil rights then that's a different matter, but to be so generalising is a crime within itself.

So what about the people these w*nkers are affecting?

It's all very well saying "They can do what they want as long as they don't bother anyone else", but that's just it - they DO affect others.

There isn't a druggie alive who hasn't done something that has had a directy affect on someone else.

Worthless, stinking piles of puss that they are.

[Lando_Griffin]

You must a songwriter if you're not making records. I get the sense you're trying to compare yourself to Morrissey, I'm sorry but Morrissey is just above you in terms of everything, you'll never be as good, but do stick to writing your pub songs. I posted some of your comments on RoadEnd and they got a few laughs, maybe you should take up comedy, ya fool!

How the f*ck do you know that, you p*ss stain on the underpants of humanity?

Stop talking utter f*cking cack, you worthless skid mark.

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You must a songwriter if you're not making records. I get the sense you're trying to compare yourself to Morrissey, I'm sorry but Morrissey is just above you in terms of everything, you'll never be as good, but do stick to writing your pub songs. I posted some of your comments on RoadEnd and they got a few laughs, maybe you should take up comedy, ya fool!

How the f*ck do you know that, you p*ss stain on the underpants of humanity?

Stop talking utter f*cking cack, you worthless skid mark.

[woof woof !]

There isn't a druggie alive who hasn't done something that has had a directy affect on someone else.

Worthless, stinking piles of puss that they are.

You could say that about EVERYBODY , if you were Morrissey you probably would .