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[Lando_Griffin]

You know what, CM?

Morrissey is sh*t. His music is about as inspiring as a f*cking Milkybar wrapper, and he has the lyrical imagination of a caravan site.

Why don't you put on your headphones, and furiously masturbate yourself to death over pictures of this musical abomination?

You sad c*nt.

[Lando_Griffin]

There isn't a druggie alive who hasn't done something that has had a directy affect on someone else.

Worthless, stinking piles of puss that they are.

You could say that about EVERYBODY , if you were Morrissey you probably would .     

The difference being, I would make it sound good, rather than like a cat being murdered with a rolling pin.

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You know what, CM?

Morrissey is sh*t. His music is about as inspiring as a f*cking Milkybar wrapper, and he has the lyrical imagination of a caravan site.

Why don't you put on your headphones, and furiously masturbate yourself to death over pictures of this musical abomination?

You sad c*nt.

Everything Lando dreams to become, everything Lando will never become.

[Lando_Griffin]

You know what, CM?

Morrissey is sh*t. His music is about as inspiring as a f*cking Milkybar wrapper, and he has the lyrical imagination of a caravan site.

Why don't you put on your headphones, and furiously masturbate yourself to death over pictures of this musical abomination?

You sad c*nt.

Everything Lando dreams to become, everything Lando will never become.

You sad, sad c*nt!

I am already DOING my dream job, you thick b*stard.

You know-nothing sad piece of W*nk, dripping from the scrotum of life. 

[Lando_Griffin]

You know what, CM?

Morrissey is sh*t. His music is about as inspiring as a f*cking Milkybar wrapper, and he has the lyrical imagination of a caravan site.

Why don't you put on your headphones, and furiously masturbate yourself to death over pictures of this musical abomination?

You sad c*nt.

Everything Lando dreams to become, everything Lando will never become.

Oh, and another point - despite your f*cking homo-erotic obsession with this gimp, he is, it must be said, the ugliest "star" in the history of music.

What a freak.

[67-1161385641]

I have no homo-erotic obsession with Morrissey, I like his music that's it, what he looks like and what he does in his private life isn't of my concern.

I'd call Morrissey ugly, but I don't comment on men. 

[red37]

You must a songwriter if you're not making records. I get the sense you're trying to compare yourself to Morrissey, I'm sorry but Morrissey is just above you in terms of everything, you'll never be as good, but do stick to writing your pub songs. I posted some of your comments on RoadEnd and they got a few laughs, maybe you should take up comedy, ya fool!

   pub songs....comparing myself to Morrissey.....comics!!   you really do present an overly complicated and contradictory flavour to your input CM.  Then of course, i forgot...you are a Sage and Commentator of all things arent you?  The utter tripe thats coming from your (clearly) agitated mind (post-being outed as a previous inhabitant on here)  holds as much comedic value, as the cataclysmic state in which your underwear must surely be found following the frequent,copious passage- those Borborygmic Flatus of the most 'ungodliest' magnitude find themselves dissipated into the atmosphere....via the great hole in your face. The one thats oh so, worryingly close to the southern most tip of your Gasto-intestinal tract. (for the daft- yer talking out your ar5e mate)    you certainly do emit bullsh1t at 'broadband' rate; id be tempted to shove a sock in it mate before you go completely offline.

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Just for the record i think Morissey is a depressing talentless effort of a musician!

Its personal taste though..I think Radiohead are one of the bes,most creative,genius bands ever....My mates,nearly everyone i know detest them!
They say they are dpressing which is fine by me..as i said whatever floats your boat is fine in music.

Nothing like belting out 'the bends' on the guitar at full volume when me thinks!

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Barry, I thought your favourite song would be Michael Stone - Shot someone from Belfast but I didn't shoot Ken Livingstone. 

[Lando_Griffin]

I have no homo-erotic obsession with Morrissey, I like his music that's it, what he looks like and what he does in his private life isn't of my concern.

I'd call Morrissey ugly, but I don't comment on men. 

You just did, peasant.

[Smeg]

Just for the record i think Morissey is a depressing talentless effort of a musician!

  That's your opinion matey.

[112-1077774096]

give me boney m any day of the smiths, misserable b@stards.

if you want good lyrics here "theres a brown girl in the ring tra la la la la" followed by the brilliant "by the rivers of babylon, where we sat  down", and who can forget "ra ra rasputin, russia greatest love machine, there was a cat that really was gone"

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in fact, lets have the rasputin lyrics in full

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...



genius i tells ya     

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My girlfriend fell asleep ten minutes into our first date.

D'yer think she was trying to tell you something ?