Three fellas are havin' a chat about their wives and the "pet " names they have for them . 1st fella, "I call my missus Flower 'cause she smells so good and brightens up any room she walks into "
2nd fella, "I call mine honeypie 'cause she's sweet and fills me with love"
3rd fella , "I call mine treasure 'cause every time I take her out someone says to me......."Christ ! where did you dig that up ? "
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arfy Arf Arf Arf Arrrrrrfffffff Arf arf arf arf Arfy arf arf . (to the tune of how much is that doggy in the window) Feel much better already .