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bending your elbow ?

[woof woof !]

Thats probably a reference to the brass rail that ran around the foot of many bars Laza but the original reference is far more simple.

It's the act of bending your elbow as you lift your drink.

[woof woof !]

A Polish Bison is Vodka and BOVRIL

A couple of shots of vodka with hot bovril as a mixer.

[Judge]

A Polish Bison is Vodka and BOVRIL

A couple of shots of vodka with hot bovril as a mixer.

couldve been worse

vodka and marmite

you either love it or hate it

[Woollyback]

A Polish Bison is Vodka and BOVRIL

A couple of shots of vodka with hot bovril as a mixer.

mmm sounds appealing

[Judge]

BANNED FROM WALMART

After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately Mr. Fenton was like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, Code 3 in housewares. Get on it right away.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk, and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a CAUTION--WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practised his Madonna look by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled PICK ME, PICK ME.

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed OH NO IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN.

and last but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toiled paper in here!

Regards, Wal-Mart

[Red in the Balkans]

Wooden Bullocks, how have you been mate? What about the rest of you benders?

Havent been here in months

[woof woof !]

  Look out lads Anne Bancroft is back.

How ya doin' AB ? where are you based now, Zenica ?.

[Woollyback]

yo Anal Beads!!!!

they finally get the internet in croatia then???

[Red in the Balkans]

yo Anal Beads!!!!

they finally get the internet in croatia then???

Cheeky c"nt.  No I am not in Croatia, I am in the country next to it. Bosnia.

Yes, Wolf I am still in my home-city, praying that Bosnia play Spain here for the qualifiers so I can see some of the Reds in action.

[woof woof !]

So you all settled in now mate ? How has the transition from the US to BH been ? You sound happy enough

[Red in the Balkans]

So you all settled in now mate ? How has the transition from the US to BH been ? You sound happy enough

Well in some things its been easy in some difficult. Obviously every country has its own positives and negatives. I grew up in the states, so I have to get accustomed to some things here.

What Ive learned even more is that no matter where you go in life, obviously there will be difficulties,issues and obstacles.

But as you can all see the economic situation in the US is pretty pathetic, so I feel like I left in the right time after all those years.

[metalhead]

AB is back, whats up?

[Bad Bob]

Well, well, look who blew back into town.



Welcome back, Tumbleweed!   Is this a flying visit or will you be staying a while?  

[NANNY RED]

Dont wanna sound morbid like but my nephew got posted to Afganistan on Wed hes only 19 but id like to just say come back safe Michael lad