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by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:08 pm

You guys are really witty today, must be something in the water..

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:11 pm

s@int wrote:Baros in trouble after 169mph own-goal
By Matt Gatward
Published: 03 November 2007
Milan Baros broke few records during his lean spells with Aston Villa or Liverpool, but the striker, now plying his trade with the French club Lyons, smashed one out of sight on Thursday when it was announced he had been caught speeding at 271kph (169mph) in his Ferrari.

A French newspaper, Le Progres, quoted police as saying the Czech forward had broken the record for speeding for that French region, set by a motorcyclist who hit 248 kph in 2000.

Baros was driving on a motorway not far from Lyons when he was caught by police, who confiscated the Ferrari and took his driving licence. The 26-year-old, who is injured at the moment, had to take a taxi back to Lyons. He faces a heavy fine and a three-year driving ban.

Baros was later to explain he was rushing to rescue a young lady with the unlikely name of Shanks72, who he said was last seen in a police station in England.

I told him I simply HAD to get home for Corrie... :wwww

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:11 pm

well it aint nothing in the alcohol. got a stinking cold...done my nuts on the gambling front even tho i backed cesc at 10s.. just wanna go home and have a ncie cup of tea

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:19 pm

It's a good excuse for a drink if you've got a cold...helps to knock it on the head...

But you can't beat a lovely cup of tea.

Do you take sugar?

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:21 pm

yeah....7

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:25 pm

I could always come round and chaparone or maybe just help edit the video afterwards?

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:26 pm

cameraman and boom operator?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:28 pm

I thought you might want a bit of privacy so I would just set up and leave. Maybe come back later to edit it

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:30 pm

You can make the tea, S@int and count the sugars carefully...

and don't forget the bickies (I can't remember how to spell it!

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by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:35 pm

I usually charge for additional services.

I have Woof down as Director now all we need is a fluffer (I think thats what they are called anyway?

)

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:49 pm

Hold the tea, S@int, my dad has just asked me to tape the Arsenal match on MOTD... :Oo:

so I've got to go and sort out a tape and find something to record over...

The things us Reds have to do...

And I know I'm gonna regret asking this...but I've no idea what a 'fluffer' is.... :lookaround

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:00 pm

I wouldn't worry about it, its probably the wrong word anyway. Dawson will know :nod

maybe ask him?

by **Kharhaz** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:10 am

Did you know that the anagram of GOODISON PARK is A DOG I PORK SON. Andy Gray springs to mind.

by **woof woof !** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:37 am

Anni's back

Anfieldadorer is posting again. After several months silence Anni has been located in the jungles of Indonesia. Poor internet access/connections have prevented his usual regular contact but he hopes to keep in touch.

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:45 am

a fluffer is some sort of demolitions expert, she blows erections

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