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Postby shanks72 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:10 am

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REST IN PEACE DRUMMERPHIL, YNWA

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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:39 am

I'm not sure its safe leaving you two alone in here....... just remember I am only in the other room, any "funny business" and I will be in here like a shot.
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:41 am

the meat in the shanks dawson sandwich?

(possibly the gayest comment EVER in the real world)

:laugh:
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:00 am

dawson99 wrote:the meat in the shanks dawson sandwich?

(possibly the gayest comment EVER in the real world)

:laugh:

I was hoping to provide the meat..........not be it  :down:
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Postby GOAT » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:05 am

shanks72 wrote:I've been down the cop shop all night, have not been in long.

My son and a few of his mates were picked up on suspicion of posting graffiti.

I was down there ages and for most part the boys were locked in the cells.

Someone had seen them hanging around and assummed they were up to no good. They were only down the park.

The lads denied it all and no cans were found. The eyewitness (who I think was viewing from a window) didn't actually see anyone do any graffiti.

But the police said they had to take it seriously.

They picked the lads up at 5.oo this afternoon and rang me and the other parents. We've been down the police station for hours!!

I had to go down there as my son is still a minor, being 15.

The police took DNA evidence (swabs in the mouth), and they were fingerprinted and photographed. The sargeant said he would have insisted even if I didn't agree, so we had no choice.

They were all released without charge in the end as there wasn't any evidence and the eyewitness couldn't identify them further.

On the positive...I hope that this acts as a warning if they ever think of doing anything like this.

So....to any other youngsters who may be reading this...be careful who you hang about with....and think twice before doing this as the police DO take it seriously.

And remember there is nearly ALWAYS someone watching you.

I'm just glad my son is safe and well.

But I could think of better things to do on a sunday eve..and I missed Corrie    :angry:   :p  :D

f.uckin disgrace, just proves the police are a bunch of c.unts
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:49 am

Baros in trouble after 169mph own-goal
By Matt Gatward
Published: 03 November 2007
Milan Baros broke few records during his lean spells with Aston Villa or Liverpool, but the striker, now plying his trade with the French club Lyons, smashed one out of sight on Thursday when it was announced he had been caught speeding at 271kph (169mph) in his Ferrari.

A French newspaper, Le Progres, quoted police as saying the Czech forward had broken the record for speeding for that French region, set by a motorcyclist who hit 248 kph in 2000.

Baros was driving on a motorway not far from Lyons when he was caught by police, who confiscated the Ferrari and took his driving licence. The 26-year-old, who is injured at the moment, had to take a taxi back to Lyons. He faces a heavy fine and a three-year driving ban.

Baros was later to explain he was rushing to rescue a young lady with the unlikely name of Shanks72, who he said was last seen in a police station in England.
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:31 am

Caught ? , speeding at  271kph (169mph) in his Ferrari.?

Christ, What are those french cops driving    :wwww 



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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:39 am

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One of these?
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:39 am

good morning all.

I've noticed the older :D  members are up early on this fine Satday morning.

Old age hey :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:41 am

:D  Had to pogo to the lav for a slash.
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:44 am

Bamaga man wrote:good morning all.

I've noticed the older :D  members are up early on this fine Satday morning.

Old age hey :D

good morning Bamaga, and no I didn't wet the bed!
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:21 am

s@int wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:good morning all.

I've noticed the older :D  members are up early on this fine Satday morning.

Old age hey :D

good morning Bamaga, and no I didn't wet the bed!

Did you S.hit it then.

Those Pogo things, are they a handout from the goverment now to get te "older" citizens of the UK to the lav in time.

Woofs got one .   :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:16 pm

woof :p

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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:30 pm

Jeez, I woke up with a p'iss horn , hence the pogo to the lav. Boing Boing Boing !  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:31 pm

the curly wurly whizz, most popular amongst latvians apparently
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