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by **Paul C** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:26 am

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007 ...

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,
"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my Dad says it will take the contagious."

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:37 am

Paul C wrote:Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007 ...

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,
"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my Dad says it will take the contagious."

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:14 am

by **dawson99** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:05 am

absolute genius!!!

:bowdown

by **daxy1** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:10 am

awesome

by **The Ace1983** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:17 am

Brilliant

by **LFC2007** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:23 am

cracking joke.... Irish jokes should have their own section.

Here's another:

What's the definition of an Irish cocktail?

A pint of Guinness with a potatoe in it.

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:52 am

how do you confuse an irish man??

put him in a barrel and tell him to pee in the corner

how do you confuse and irish man

give him 5 shovels and tell him to take his pick

by **jkop** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:23 pm

Did you hear about the blond haired hitch hiker ?

She got up early to miss the traffic.

by **Red @ Heart** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:10 pm

what the definition of stupidity?...

two bald men fighting over a combe :down:

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:25 pm

Red wrote:what the definition of stupidity?...

two bald men fighting over a combe

you spelled comb wrong :wwww

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