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[Ciggy]

Funny as feck this fella, cheered me up this morning reading this 

http://twitter.com/MY_MUMS_COLA

JUST BEEN DOWN TO SAYERS RIGHT AN IM WALKIN DOWN THE ROAD EATIN A CUSTARD SLICE AN I SEES THE LOLLIPOP MAN GOIN ALONG THE ROAD AN I GOES AYE, AYE LAD GERRUS ACROSS THE ROAD WILL YER AN HE GOES I BEG YOUR PARDON, RIGHT IN THIS DEAD POSH VOICE RIGHT AN I GOES GERRUS ACROSS THE ROAD, WILL YER, AN HE GOES I THINK YOU ARE QUITE CAPABLE OF CROSSING THE ROAD BY YOURSELF, RIGHT AN I GOES YER WHA AN HE GOES I AM NOT REPEATING MYSELF YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME, RIGHT AN IM THINKIN THIS FELLAS SOME KIND OF SMARTA@RSE RIGHT AN SO WHAT I DOES IS I GRABS OLD OF HIS BIG LOLLIPOP RIGHT AN I CROSSES THE ROAD OLDIN IT ABOVE ME EAD AN ALL THE MOTOR CARS STOP RIGHT AN IM THINK ARR AY THIS IS BOSS THIS RIGHT, AN THE FELLAS GOING POLICE POLICE AN IM P1SSIN MESELF RIGHT COS NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A MILKMAN AN HE RUNS AT ME RIGHT AN HE MAKES ME DROP ME CUSTARD SLICE RIGHT AN BY NOW ME BLOODS BOILIN RIGHT AN I GOES GO AN BUY ME ANOTHER ONE RIGHT AN HE GOES NO GIVE ME MY STICK BACK    In tears

ARR AY IVE RAN ARRA SKOL
GOIN THE OFFY
THERE BEST NOT BE NO SCALLYWAGS ANGIN OUTSIDE THE OFFY OR ILL FUCKIN BERST THEM 

[andy_g]

ARRR AYY IVE GORRA BIRRA SPAM STUCK IN ME JAPS EYE

[Ciggy]

ARRR AYY IVE GORRA BIRRA SPAM STUCK IN ME JAPS EYE

TEN FREY BENTOS PIES A SUNBLEST LOAF AN A CAN OF DANDYLINE AN BERDOCK FOR ME DINNER

[andy_g]

#   @paul_tomkins HAHAHAHAHA BOSS WIND UP YOU LA   
12:19 PM Mar 11th   via UberTwitter  in reply to paul_tomkins 

[Ciggy]

JUST PURRA TERD IN THE BLUENOSE CUNT NEXT DOORS EGGSORST PIPE !!!

JUST BEEN INTO TOWN RIGHT ,AN IM COMIN BACK ON THE BUS AN THIS DRUNK ARL FELLAS SAT SINGIN SOME SH!TE AN I GOES AYE AYE PAVAROTI KEEP AFECKIN LID ON IT AN HE GOES YER WHA, AND I GOES YER WHA AN HE GOES YER WHA AN I GOES YER WHA AN THIS ARL WOMAN GOES OOOOOH STOP IT YOU TWO COME AN AVE A LOOK AT THESE,

AN GOES UPSTAIRS RIGHT AN IM THINKIN ARRR AY SHES A BIT ARL LIKE AN THE ARL FELLA GOES UP THE STAIRS AN SO IM SAT THERE THINKIN I COULD BE MISSIN OUT ON A GO ON HER HERE RIGHT,

AN SO I GOES UPSTAIRS AN SHES SAT WITH A BAG OPEN AN THE BAGS FULLOF ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN IM GOIN WHAT AVE YER GOT THERE GIRL, AN SHE GOES THERE ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN I GOES WHERED YER GET THEM FROM AN SHE GOES I JUST FOUND THEM IN A BIN,

RIGHT AN I GOES AVE YER GORRA TERKISH DELITE ONE AN SHE GOES NO AN THIS ARL FELLA GOES TERKISH DELITES ARE SH!TE, RIGHT AN IM THINKIN IM NOT AVIN THAT RIGHT haha 

[Ben Patrick]

Thats f'kin brilliant 

[laza]

is it, can we have english translation now please

[NANNY RED]

  That first one had me in bulk

[LFC2007]

ADRIAN CHYLES IS A MEFF 

[NANNY RED]

 
JUST BEEN SELLIN SOME LIGHTERS IN BROADY RIGHT AN SOME BIRDS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET AN SHE GOES ALRIGHT LAD GIVE US TWO OF THEM LIGHTERS WILL YER AN I GOES SORRY GIRL I ONLY SELL THEM MIN THREES AN SHE GOES YER WHA AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE SHES A BIT COMMON THIS ONE RIGHT AN SO I THINKS TO MESELF AHH F.UCK IT RIGHT ILL START PACKIN UP AND SO I PUTS ME LIGHTERS BACK IN ME SUITCASE RIGHT AN SHE STARTS GOING AY WHARRA BOUT ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES IVE TOLD YER I ONLY SELL THEM IN THREES AN AS IM WALKIN AWAY SHE GOES YER FU.CKIN MIN.GEBAG AN IM THINKIN ARR AYYY IM NOT AVIN THA RIGHT SO I GETS ONE OF ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES ERE YER ARE LUV AVE ONE FOR NOTHIN AN SHES GOIN IT DOESNT WERK IT DOESNT WERK AN I GOES THATS COS THEYRE FULL OF ME TARTS P.ISS RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN ................... .....

This fella is brilliant   

[Ciggy]

 
JUST BEEN SELLIN SOME LIGHTERS IN BROADY RIGHT AN SOME BIRDS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET AN SHE GOES ALRIGHT LAD GIVE US TWO OF THEM LIGHTERS WILL YER AN I GOES SORRY GIRL I ONLY SELL THEM MIN THREES AN SHE GOES YER WHA AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE SHES A BIT COMMON THIS ONE RIGHT AN SO I THINKS TO MESELF AHH F.UCK IT RIGHT ILL START PACKIN UP AND SO I PUTS ME LIGHTERS BACK IN ME SUITCASE RIGHT AN SHE STARTS GOING AY WHARRA BOUT ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES IVE TOLD YER I ONLY SELL THEM IN THREES AN AS IM WALKIN AWAY SHE GOES YER FU.CKIN MIN.GEBAG AN IM THINKIN ARR AYYY IM NOT AVIN THA RIGHT SO I GETS ONE OF ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES ERE YER ARE LUV AVE ONE FOR NOTHIN AN SHES GOIN IT DOESNT WERK IT DOESNT WERK AN I GOES THATS COS THEYRE FULL OF ME TARTS P.ISS RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN ................... .....

This fella is brilliant   

hes feckin boss

[Ben Patrick]

Where do you find these ?

He is a genius 

[Ciggy]

Where do you find these ?

He is a genius 

These are funny aswell

http://www.facebook.com/home.ph....&ref=mf

http://www.facebook.com/home.ph....&ref=mf

[NANNY RED]

:laugh: 
JUST BEEN SELLIN SOME LIGHTERS IN BROADY RIGHT AN SOME BIRDS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET AN SHE GOES ALRIGHT LAD GIVE US TWO OF THEM LIGHTERS WILL YER AN I GOES SORRY GIRL I ONLY SELL THEM MIN THREES AN SHE GOES YER WHA AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE SHES A BIT COMMON THIS ONE RIGHT AN SO I THINKS TO MESELF AHH F.UCK IT RIGHT ILL START PACKIN UP AND SO I PUTS ME LIGHTERS BACK IN ME SUITCASE RIGHT AN SHE STARTS GOING AY WHARRA BOUT ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES IVE TOLD YER I ONLY SELL THEM IN THREES AN AS IM WALKIN AWAY SHE GOES YER FU.CKIN MIN.GEBAG AN IM THINKIN ARR AYYY IM NOT AVIN THA RIGHT SO I GETS ONE OF ME LIGHTERS AN I GOES ERE YER ARE LUV AVE ONE FOR NOTHIN AN SHES GOIN IT DOESNT WERK IT DOESNT WERK AN I GOES THATS COS THEYRE FULL OF ME TARTS P.ISS RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN ................... .....

This fella is brilliant   

hes feckin boss

im gonna follow him on that Twitter ,  best laugh ive had in ages

[Ben Patrick]

Where do you find these ?

He is a genius 

These are funny aswell

http://www.facebook.com/home.ph....&ref=mf

http://www.facebook.com/home.ph....&ref=mf

Am in work now so cant access those links, will check em out later when i get home.