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[RUSHIE#9]

 

NUMBER FIVE THERELL BE A NATIONAL SHOP WOBBLE DAY WHERE YER CAN WOBBLE A BIRDS KNOCKERS IN THE SHOP

[Ciggy]

CURRY BEEF ALF AN ALF TWO BAGS OF CHIPS SIX CANS OF SKOL BABESTATION ON THE TELLY AN A NOSH OFF ME TART FOR AFTERS I LIVE LIKE A FUCKIN KING 

[red37]

Good lad - likes the arl Fray Bentos. 

[fivecups]

ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN....



JUST BEEN INTO TOWN RIGHT AN IM COMIN BACK ON THE BUS AN THIS DRUNK ARL FELLAS SAT SINGIN SOME AN I GOES AYE AYE PAVAROTI KEEP A LID ON IT AN HE GOES YER WHA AND I GOES YER WHA AN HE GOES YER WHA AN I GOES YER WHA AN THIS ARL WOMAN GOES OOOOOH STOP IT YOU TWO COME AN AVE A LOOK AT THESE AN GOES UPSTAIRS RIGHT AN IM THINKIN ARRR AY SHES A BIT ARL LIKE AN THE ARL FELLA GOES UP THE STAIRS AN SO IM SAT THERE THINKIN I COULD BE MISSIN OUT ON A GO ON HER HERE RIGHT AN SO I GOES UPSTAIRS AN SHES SAT WITH A BAG OPEN AN THE BAGS FULLOF ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN IM GOIN WHAT AVE YER GOT THERE GIRL AN SHE GOES THERE ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN I GOES WHERED YER GET THEM FROM AN SHE GOES I JUST FOUND THEM IN A BIN RIGHT AN I GOES AVE YER GORRA TERKISH DELITE ONE AN SHE GOES NO AN THIS ARL FELLA GOES TERKISH DELITES ARE RIGHT AN IM THINKIN IM NOT AVIN THAT RIGHT AN SO I WHAT I DOES IS I GETS OLD OF IM IN A HEADLOCK AN THIS ARL WOMAN STARTS GOIN DRIVER DRIVEEEERRRR AN SO THE DRIVER STOPS THE BUS AN COMES UP THE STAIRS RIGHT AN IVE GORRIM IN A HEADLOCK AN I TAKES SOME SPROUTS OUT ME POCKET AN I STARTS LOBBIN THEM AT HIS HEAD AN HE GOES TO THE WOMAN YOUR A WITNESS TO THAT HE JUST ASSAULTED ME RIGHT AN IM P!SSIN MESELF LAUGHIN RIGHT AN SO I LETS THE ARL FELLA GO AN I RUNS AT THE DRIVER AN HE GOES AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AN STARTS RUNNIN DOWN THE STAIRS RIGHT AN IM CHASIN IM RIGHT AN IM STILL THROWIN SPROUTS AT HIS HEAD RIGHT AN HE RUNS OFF THE BUS AN I THINKS AYE AYE IVE NEVER HAD A GO AT DRIVIN A BUS BEFORE RIGHT AN SO I SHUTS THE DOORS ON HIM AN I GETS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT AN I STICKS ME FOOT DOWN AN IM GOING BROOOOOM BROOOOOOM DOWN THE STREET RIGHT AN THERES LOAD OF PEOPLE ON THE BUS GOING AAAAAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH ITS LIKE SPEED RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN

[NANNY RED]

CURRY BEEF ALF AN ALF TWO BAGS OF CHIPS SIX CANS OF SKOL BABESTATION ON THE TELLY AN A NOSH OFF ME TART FOR AFTERS I LIVE LIKE A FUCKIN KING 

 

[heimdall]

ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN....



JUST BEEN INTO TOWN RIGHT AN IM COMIN BACK ON THE BUS AN THIS DRUNK ARL FELLAS SAT SINGIN SOME AN I GOES AYE AYE PAVAROTI KEEP A LID ON IT AN HE GOES YER WHA AND I GOES YER WHA AN HE GOES YER WHA AN I GOES YER WHA AN THIS ARL WOMAN GOES OOOOOH STOP IT YOU TWO COME AN AVE A LOOK AT THESE AN GOES UPSTAIRS RIGHT AN IM THINKIN ARRR AY SHES A BIT ARL LIKE AN THE ARL FELLA GOES UP THE STAIRS AN SO IM SAT THERE THINKIN I COULD BE MISSIN OUT ON A GO ON HER HERE RIGHT AN SO I GOES UPSTAIRS AN SHES SAT WITH A BAG OPEN AN THE BAGS FULLOF ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN IM GOIN WHAT AVE YER GOT THERE GIRL AN SHE GOES THERE ARL EASTER EGGS RIGHT AN I GOES WHERED YER GET THEM FROM AN SHE GOES I JUST FOUND THEM IN A BIN RIGHT AN I GOES AVE YER GORRA TERKISH DELITE ONE AN SHE GOES NO AN THIS ARL FELLA GOES TERKISH DELITES ARE RIGHT AN IM THINKIN IM NOT AVIN THAT RIGHT AN SO I WHAT I DOES IS I GETS OLD OF IM IN A HEADLOCK AN THIS ARL WOMAN STARTS GOIN DRIVER DRIVEEEERRRR AN SO THE DRIVER STOPS THE BUS AN COMES UP THE STAIRS RIGHT AN IVE GORRIM IN A HEADLOCK AN I TAKES SOME SPROUTS OUT ME POCKET AN I STARTS LOBBIN THEM AT HIS HEAD AN HE GOES TO THE WOMAN YOUR A WITNESS TO THAT HE JUST ASSAULTED ME RIGHT AN IM P!SSIN MESELF LAUGHIN RIGHT AN SO I LETS THE ARL FELLA GO AN I RUNS AT THE DRIVER AN HE GOES AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AN STARTS RUNNIN DOWN THE STAIRS RIGHT AN IM CHASIN IM RIGHT AN IM STILL THROWIN SPROUTS AT HIS HEAD RIGHT AN HE RUNS OFF THE BUS AN I THINKS AYE AYE IVE NEVER HAD A GO AT DRIVIN A BUS BEFORE RIGHT AN SO I SHUTS THE DOORS ON HIM AN I GETS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT AN I STICKS ME FOOT DOWN AN IM GOING BROOOOOM BROOOOOOM DOWN THE STREET RIGHT AN THERES LOAD OF PEOPLE ON THE BUS GOING AAAAAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH ITS LIKE SPEED RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN

   

Is this scouse humour?

[andy_g]

if you had ever spent much time in liverpool, heimdall, you would know it. on the surface it may appear simplistic and even vulgar, but a more in depth analysis and understanding reveals a complex interplay of metaphor and suggestion that evokes the more metaphysical aspects of the scouse humour nexus.

[heimdall]

if you had ever spent much time in liverpool, heimdall, you would know it. on the surface it may appear simplistic and even vulgar, but a more in depth analysis and understanding reveals a complex interplay of metaphor and suggestion that evokes the more metaphysical aspects of the scouse humour nexus.

so that's a yes then  It really was just a question, wasn't trying to be a smart , for once.

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

security guards from the Kwiki

Scouse Humour

[tubby]

CURRY BEEF ALF AN ALF TWO BAGS OF CHIPS SIX CANS OF SKOL BABESTATION ON THE TELLY AN A NOSH OFF ME TART FOR AFTERS I LIVE LIKE A KING

[NANNY RED]

  KIP OF STAN COLLYMORE WIRRIS GIGS ON FUC.KIN WHOPPER

[Ciggy]

SOMEONES GONNA GET BERST BIG STYLE   

[NANNY RED]

    i love him

THE BLUENOSE CU.NT NEXT DOORS SWANKIN OFF WIRRIS NEW BLUE CAR TO THE TART FROM OVER THE ROAD SHES GOIN WOOOO YERLL AVE TER TAKE ME FOR A SPIN HES KNOCKIN ON ME DOOR

JUST THREW A TERD OUT ME BEDROOM WINDER AN ITS LANDED ON TOP OF IS CAR HAHAHAHAH

HES KNOCKIN ON ME DOOR

[andy_g]

i know this isn't going to go down well with some people, but the guy ragging the bizzies, and the guy in the caravan just come across to me like the kind of brainless nobheads that get scousers a bad name. just my opinion, like.

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Isn't the fact that they are beauts what we were originally laughing at ,some people take things a tad to serious ,especially given its a thread designed for laughing out loud ,just my considered opinion like