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Postby Woollyback » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:42 pm

did you ever notice how the a-team despite being crack-commandos (arf arf) missed with every single bullet they fired?
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:00 pm

Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:01 pm

A karate style chop to the back of the head/nape of one's neck will immediately induce unconsciousness.
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:23 pm

Food is always ordered and presented in abundance, yet people rarely eat when having a dinner conversation in the movies.

Car chases always take place in the weirder parts of town--the district where there's a fruit stand every five feet and glass movers carry big, unwieldy sheets of glass across streets at random, all day.

Anyone with a French name is required, by law, to speak with a posh English accent.

What, in the real world would be considered stalking and result in a restraining order, in the movies is considered "persistence" and usually results in a scene requring L-shaped sheets! :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:33 pm

After having a nightmare the person will always sit bolt upright

when asleep and the phone rings the person will always be under the covers fully and will 9 times out of ten drop the phone
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Postby taff » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:34 pm

And posh brits are always villains or poofy characters
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:11 pm

People always have the exaxct money for all cabs that always show up unless its raining or they really need one.

they dont even look at the money they are passing. they just give it to the cabbie and leave.
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Postby jkop » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:14 pm

In a scary film, If theres a pretty girl in a house and theres a noise they will always go and see what it is, rather than getting out of there.
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:15 pm

and she'll be in something skimpy..always something skimpy

and she'll ALWAYS full over when running away, even if the floor is flat as a pancake
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Postby red37 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:22 pm

Sex always lasts for well over 2 minutes.....how mads that!
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Postby jkop » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:43 pm

red37 wrote:Sex always lasts for well over 2 minutes.....how mads that!

I know, the wife thinks theres something wrong with me ! :sniffle  :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:19 pm

red37 wrote:Sex always lasts for well over 2 minutes.....how mads that!

And, sexy young women are always up for shagging their older, fatter, balder etc companions in movies...imagine if that were true!  :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:22 pm

Bit of an obscure one here but it's a pet peeve of mine...

In car chase scenes in L.A. (the Italian Job remake being the classic example), the chase always takes place downtown--amidst the high rises--but that doesn't stop the film-makers from throwing in at least one shot of the chase with those same high-rises half a mile away in the background.  And, then, in the next frame they're right back downtown.  What's in those minis...jet fuel? :D
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:08 pm

People never get change from a bar,they always buy a drink take one sip and then go!
Wtf?
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Postby red37 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:24 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:People never get change from a bar,they always buy a drink take one sip and then go!
Wtf?

Waste of good ale!  :no  shouldnt be allowed...
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