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Postby red37 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:24 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:Sex always lasts for well over 2 minutes.....how mads that!

And, sexy young women are always up for shagging their older, fatter, balder etc companions in movies...imagine if that were true!  :D

it is in my house Bob   :D    :down:
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Postby coddy » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:54 pm

Guns/rifles dont have safety catches until a hilarious point or when the good guy is in the sight....
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:55 pm

JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod  :nod
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Postby CardinalRed » Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:00 pm

Ever noticed that Donald Duck only wears a little sailors jacket up top, but when he's been in the shower, he comes out with a towel around his bottom half.............?!?!

                                                         

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:13 am

Main characters never have a problem finding restaurants and bars with vacant tables/stools . Even when the place is apparently heaving with punters . :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:32 pm

In honour of Casino Royale...

When gambling at the same crowded table, arch-enemies will always end up being the last two in the game, playing for all the marbles!
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Postby Judge » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:47 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod  :nod

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:20 pm

Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod  :nod

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy :D

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!  :D
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Postby red37 » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:22 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod  :nod

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy :D

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!  :D

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Postby Bad Bob » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:27 pm

red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod  :nod

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy :D

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!  :D

:laugh:

We've all been there, haven't we, mate?  You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned. :laugh:
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Postby red37 » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:34 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod 

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!  :D

:laugh:

We've all been there, haven't we, mate?  You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned. :laugh:

when ya gotta go....you go!  :wwww
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:09 pm

Jack Bauer doesn't take a shit.  Shit takes Jack Bauers.
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Postby coddy » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:09 am

In a High Speed car chase, the baddie gets the rubbish car but always manages to keep up.........

or

The baddie gets the best car by far, but then ends up in a river/fruit stand/water truck/shop window.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:13 am

when airbags inflate they stay inflated when in real life the inflate and deflate in a fraction of a second for safety purposes
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:10 pm

red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?  :nod 

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!  :D

:laugh:

We've all been there, haven't we, mate?  You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned. :laugh:

when ya gotta go....you go!  :wwww

maybe he wears an underpant liner with wings. similar to that l'oreal advert stuff

because he's worth it :D
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