Carragher: "Ehh Stevie, you coming out down the pub like ?"
Gerrard: "I dunno mate. Ask me again in a few hours like".
Carragher: "Ahh com-ed, it'll be really good like"
Gerrard: "I dunno, I dunno. You didn't ask me yesteday did ya ?"
Carragher: "Aw come on mate, its not like that is it. You coming or not ?"
Gerrard: "No, f*ck ya. You could've asked me ages ago like, and you leave it till half an hour before opening time".
Carragher: "Yeah but i didn't think it'd be a problem like. You said the other day you'd love to come down the pub with us like".
Gerrard: "So what ? You've just ignored me for days like, then call me up out of the blue and expect me to jump"
Carragher: "Ahh come on Stevie, I was on me holidays wern't I ?"
Gerrard: "Yeah. And ? No, b*llocks to ya. I'm not coming."
Carragher: "Fair enough then, be like that. See ya."
Gerrard: "Hang on, hang on. Just let me get me tracky on will ya. Gerrus a Stella in."