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Postby Ciggy » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:21 am

Newset member to join the forum penisenlargementpills  :laugh:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011

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Postby andy_g » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:32 am

added to my buddy list straight away.
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Get Down! everybody's gonna leave their seat
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Postby stmichael » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:57 pm

Ciggy wrote:Newset member to join the forum penisenlargementpills  :laugh:

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Postby Kharhaz » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:07 am

shanks72 wrote:Congrats to your boys, Kharhaz...

....good poem that! :)

Thanks a lot. Yeah its not bad.

Talking of members though, whatever happened to "iiiiiiii" ?
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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Postby Dundalk » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:45 am

The Real World crashed the least time at 1638 pages, we are on that now

Interesting to see if it will make it to 1639 this time
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Postby Kharhaz » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:06 am

Well lets see, we need to type cack to see what happens.

Have you noticed the things what women come out with? Now, take for instance the difference when it comes to needing a wee. How many here have been told to sod off regarding some sort of sexual contact as "they need a wee". Now when I need a wee, I have to go there and then. There is no holding off, its go or wee mesen. But women can manage to hold off until they have finished whatever they are doing, usually watching tv. I cant, and most blokes I know cant, if they need a wee, they have to go. But women can hold off. They can wait. And the best bit is when its a battle for the bog, the women say "YOU CAN TIE A KNOT IN IT, WE CANT!"

Bloody women....
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:46 pm

need to type cack you say... why didn't anyone pm me!!!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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Postby shanks72 » Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:05 pm

Here's some 'cack' for you....

I spent ages on my comp this arvo trying to allow pop ups so I could do my food and hygiene course online, 'cause my boss has been on at me like...

It's ok initially, going into 'tools' and 'allowing' them, but then the 'learning' website says 'there are still pop up blockers detected'. :veryangry Gave up trying to fing them for the time-being.

Spent ages 'chatting' to the McAfee bloke online, only for him to tell me, finally, that McAfee don't block pop ups anyway...  ???

On a different note, I got a pic of benayoun in my sig which I love, but of course as would happen to me, it's got the wrong number on his back  :D
but there it will remain until I either work out how to alter it or find a new pic...but does it really matter I wonder...

Anyways 'that's all folks!'... laters
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:21 pm

Im top of the table :cool:


Clickity Click
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:23 pm

Just watching Men Behaving Badly. Leslie Ash used to be really fit. Now shes like the joker with breasts !
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Postby Greavesie » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:32 pm

I watched one last night. It was class when it was on
All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
'Bout the glory, round the Fields of Anfield Road

JFT 96 - Gone but never forgotten
YNWA 15/4/1989
God Bless You All
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:15 pm

Kharhaz wrote:Just watching Men Behaving Badly. Leslie Ash used to be really fit. Now shes like the joker with breasts !

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Postby Woollyback » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:46 am

class  :laugh:
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:09 am

That pic made me yip ! :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:41 pm

midweek hangovrs no longer rock I say today
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