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by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:50 am

NANNY RED wrote:If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once! You only get smashed once! It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft! You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of sold...iers! But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up,

I think you poached that one Nan .....

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:50 am

eggsactly

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:55 am

morning Dawson ..... get any easter eggs?

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:09 am

s@int wrote:morning Dawson ..... get any easter eggs?

not even one, but i do have leftover pizza andwhiskey for my easter suday dinner, which is nice

by **veritocarbonera** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:36 am

dawson99 wrote:
s@int wrote:morning Dawson ..... get any easter eggs?

not even one, but i do have leftover pizza andwhiskey for my easter suday dinner, which is nice

niiiiiice hahah
i ate a lot of chocolate, and now i want something salty and tehre's NOTHING... btw here in Uruguay it's two am

by **roberto green** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:43 am

s@int wrote:
dawson99 wrote:And what are these 'lives' you speak of?

Not sure mate, but I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS......

Found this amusing.

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:19 pm

Hilarious! :laugh:

Clicky

by **roberto green** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:13 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Hilarious!

Clicky

I saw it live on Saturday I thought it was hilarious as you said.

I like Chris Kamara I think he is a top bloke

by **Greavesie** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:37 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Hilarious!

Clicky

absolutely vintage Kammy :laugh:

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:20 pm

Greavesie wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Hilarious!

Clicky

absolutely vintage Kammy

Earned his corn that day!

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:30 am

Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport

The two women tried to check in the body on Saturday
Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

Staff at the airport became suspicious when the women tried to check the man in for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

The 91-year-old man from Germany is thought to have died the previous day, and had been put into a wheelchair.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death.

They have now been released on bail, police said.

Police are investigating reports that the body had been taken to the airport by taxi from Oldham, a spokesman said.

For some reason this reminded me of Monty Python and the dead parrot ......he's not dead he's resting

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:10 pm

s@int wrote:Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport

The two women tried to check in the body on Saturday
Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

Staff at the airport became suspicious when the women tried to check the man in for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

The 91-year-old man from Germany is thought to have died the previous day, and had been put into a wheelchair.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death.

They have now been released on bail, police said.

Police are investigating reports that the body had been taken to the airport by taxi from Oldham, a spokesman said.

For some reason this reminded me of Monty Python and the dead parrot ......he's not dead he's resting

Weekend at Bernie's sprang to mind for me. Something like "Weekend at Bernie's 5: Bernie's European Vacation"...

by **roberto green** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:04 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
s@int wrote:Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport

The two women tried to check in the body on Saturday
Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

Staff at the airport became suspicious when the women tried to check the man in for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

The 91-year-old man from Germany is thought to have died the previous day, and had been put into a wheelchair.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death.

They have now been released on bail, police said.

Police are investigating reports that the body had been taken to the airport by taxi from Oldham, a spokesman said.

For some reason this reminded me of Monty Python and the dead parrot ......he's not dead he's resting

Weekend at Bernie's sprang to mind for me. Something like "Weekend at Bernie's 5: Bernie's European Vacation"...

It reminded me of only fools and horses when del and rodney dress the blow up dolls up as their girlfiends for the evening just so they can get the dolls out of the flat.

by **andy_g** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:02 pm

it reminds me of that time i had to escort my father's dead body across the pacific on a plane but the plane crashed and we mysteriously survived on an island where all sorts of weird stuff happened and sometimes i actually saw my dead father in the jungle and then there was some smoke and some other people and this dead fit korean bird.

by **laza** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:26 am

It reminds me the story of

Of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

No wait a minute no it's doesn't, Ive got nothing

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