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by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:10 am

Feck me this site ahs been quiet lately, where is everyone?

Is there another strike no one told me about?

by **woof woof !** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:58 am

I blame Rafa !

Think the disappointments of the season are getting to many of us Daws.

by **roberto green** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:37 pm

Most painful experience for me last night.I put my shorts on earlier on but without my boxies on and I went to get a shower and pulled my zip down and guess what.....

Yes it was really painfull and my skin got caught in the zip, it took me a good few minutes to manage to free willy.

In the end there wasn't to much damage but it could of been so much worse.

by **laza** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:40 pm

We have got a bleeder

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:32 pm

Roberto loved his new suit...

by **roberto green** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:42 pm

dawson99 wrote:Roberto loved his new suit...

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:53 pm

dawson99 wrote:Feck me this site ahs been quiet lately, where is everyone?

Is there another strike no one told me about?

Its fecking Easter Dawson. Some people have lives mate......obviously not me , but some people...

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:14 pm

but its Easter, whats open?

And what are these 'lives' you speak of?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:15 pm

dawson99 wrote:And what are these 'lives' you speak of?

Not sure mate, but I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS......

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:25 pm

Next you'll be telling me people have actual real friends

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:30 pm

dawson99 wrote:Next you'll be telling me people have actual real friends

Nah, thats like Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...... just a story people tell their kids. I think you can buy them on E-bay though?

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:34 pm

you can buy father christmas on Ebay?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:40 pm

You can buy or sell anything on E-bay mate, I just got a robe and some slippers for the wife.........wasn't a bad swop. (The old jokes are the best)

by **NANNY RED** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:19 pm

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once! You only get smashed once! It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft! You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of sold...iers! But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up,

:laugh:

by **andy_g** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:41 am

its no yolk :lookaround

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