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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:33 pm

F*ck this place is just dead lately, who wants to play a game of newkit russian roulette? Basically we think of a game, loser gets a one week self inflicted ban, of course in russian roulette there are 6 chambers for bullets, so whoever asks the question, the other can decide how many bullets or weeks to put in the gun?
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Postby andy_g » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:34 pm

how about newkit animal snap? here's a zebra

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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:34 pm

I see no one took up your challenge mate. Either they are all afraid of your awesomeness, or they know you always cheat :D

Fecking typical ..... Andy jumps in at the last minute  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:36 am

andy_g wrote:how about newkit animal snap? here's a zebra

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SNAP!!!!

see you next week andy


mwahahaha
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:02 am

mornin

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Postby dawson99 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:11 am

dude you're a hairy fella
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:14 am

thats not me thats my sister!
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:16 am

Can't even imagine the bush!

wait

yes, I can

tell her i think shes hot
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:18 am

coolio. where's the walking string man and who shall i support in the world cup?
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:19 am

The walking string man has been suspended during the world cup.. you can join any of us... I'm one of the Koreas, can never remember which one tho :(
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:27 am

right i'll go with west korea. is there any flange there?
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:34 am

The West Korean Flange is some of the most kneaded flange in all of the hemisphere
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Postby Kharhaz » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:40 pm

Couldnt be prouder of my two boys. A few weeks back we got a letter from the school for our middle oldest Darren. We were given a permission form to allow the school to place him on a Gifted and Talented register. Through this he gets certain perks for his achievement then today we got a letter for our oldest Daniel, for writing a poem and we are asked to give permission to publish it, and if its one of the top 5 out of 100 he gets a reward. He also got a certificate to show his acheivement.

Here is what he wrote, to be published in Past Poets - Future Voices on the 31st of July (my boys agent already !)

A large knife of pain and misery, silencing all it touches.
Thicker than water, the blood spills on the world we tread.
Is this the creation to end wars and lives?
The bloodbath and tears is not enough to say sorry
for the lives of the loved.
These should stay in fairy tales, for a blade like this, is a sight of hell.


Now the first thing I thought was oh bloody hell, social will be around in no time, but all they wanted was permission to publish it, phew ! :D
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Postby shanks72 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:30 pm

Congrats to your boys, Kharhaz...

....good poem that! :)
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Postby shanks72 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:44 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:Vitamin E is good for a cough shanks , does wonders for me judy like .


Thanks for that Igor....  :)
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