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by **NANNY RED** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:32 pm

Michael

by **GYBS** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:33 pm

stmichael wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Wonder who Dawson looks like ?

by **tubby** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:34 pm

bigmick wrote:Is Tim Westwood that white guy from the Home counties who for reasons best known to himself talks like he spent his formative years in Montego Bay? I always found it very odd that trying to sound Jamaican thing. I went there once (Jamaica, I've also been to the Home counties). It's a strange place, beautiful and violent in equal measure, the kind of place it's Ok to vist but you really couldn't live there (Jamaica I mean although I suppose it could equally apply to the Home counties).

If that Tim Westwood is the same guy I'm on about, the one who talks like Sting sings, he is a c... IMHO and I don't blame anyone for not wanting to look like him. If that is him, why does he look like a presenter off Swap Shop? I know I'm woefully out of touch but sounding like Bob Marley and looking like Cheggers can't be cool surely?

That whole thing is just part of his persona unfortunatley.

by **Emerald Red** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:35 pm

bigmick wrote:Is Tim Westwood that white guy from the Home counties who for reasons best known to himself talks like he spent his formative years in Montego Bay? I always found it very odd that trying to sound Jamaican thing. I went there once (Jamaica, I've also been to the Home counties). It's a strange place, beautiful and violent in equal measure, the kind of place it's Ok to vist but you really couldn't live there (Jamaica I mean although I suppose it could equally apply to the Home counties).

If that Tim Westwood is the same guy I'm on about, the one who talks like Sting sings, he is a c... IMHO and I don't blame anyone for not wanting to look like him. If that is him, why does he look like a presenter off Swap Shop? I know I'm woefully out of touch but sounding like Bob Marley and looking like Cheggers can't be cool surely?

Aye, mick, sounds like him.

Here's a second opinion. It's him trying to look hard with a couple of his bee-atches.

Ohhhh, he's well scary.

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:36 pm

The state of him hes a show :laugh:

by **Emerald Red** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:38 pm

GYBS wrote:
stmichael wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Wonder who Dawson looks like ?

Funnily enough, a chick in a bar a few years ago said I looked like the muppet in the picture also. So it's Tim Westwood, Mr Vander-whatshisface; that other scary looking creature; Tim Lovejoy and a dozen more others that I can't be bolloxed remembering.

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:49 am

Emerald Red wrote:
bigmick wrote:Is Tim Westwood that white guy from the Home counties who for reasons best known to himself talks like he spent his formative years in Montego Bay? I always found it very odd that trying to sound Jamaican thing. I went there once (Jamaica, I've also been to the Home counties). It's a strange place, beautiful and violent in equal measure, the kind of place it's Ok to vist but you really couldn't live there (Jamaica I mean although I suppose it could equally apply to the Home counties).

If that Tim Westwood is the same guy I'm on about, the one who talks like Sting sings, he is a c... IMHO and I don't blame anyone for not wanting to look like him. If that is him, why does he look like a presenter off Swap Shop? I know I'm woefully out of touch but sounding like Bob Marley and looking like Cheggers can't be cool surely?

Aye, mick, sounds like him.

Here's a second opinion. It's him trying to look hard with a couple of his bee-atches.

Ohhhh, he's well scary.

a remarkable resemblance to your avatar mate

by **tubby** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:55 pm

He might be funny to look at but he has made a living out of it and has pocketed a nice amount in his time. He was also one of the first big ime DJ's to bring hip hop to the radio on a big level.

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:20 pm

bigmick wrote:Is Tim Westwood that white guy from the Home counties who for reasons best known to himself talks like he spent his formative years in Montego Bay?

he aint shirley bassey

by **Dundalk** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:29 am

Me with my Grandad who is a massive United fan at my aunts wedding

But we later made him put a Liverpool top on, he wasnt to happy

And this is me in the Home dressing room in Anfield during the wonderful Robbie Keane Era

by **we all dream...** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:25 am

NANNY RED wrote::laugh: The state of him hes a show

He's 52 as well.

Class A Pr1ck :no

Funny as i :censored:

if you take him with a pinch of salt and listen to what he is actually saying. He takes himself far to seriously.. If he knows he's a tit and that's part of the act than fair play to him, kind of an Ally G type act if you ask me but he is probably just a tool.

Anyone would think these two had been chongin on a crack pipe...

Tim: ...what do you play at your parties?
Zane: ...it's everything. It's covering all the different genre's that you guy's, you know, expertly deliver, individually and specifically. We're lucky, we get to sneak in to your record boxes every single day and steal only the finest cuts.
Tim: Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it.
Zane: Then we marinade it, we fry 'em up, we put 'em on a platter, and we all have a big buffet.
Tim: I like your style.
Zane: It's year's of dropping rhymes, Tim. I'm all about the metaphor.
Tim: Exactly, its a smorgasbord, of flavour.
Zane: You're on the smorgasbord man, you are on the smorgasbord.
Tim: Exactly, its selected cheeses, with some biscuits.
Zane: Man, I'm rockin' some mature cheddar right now, I got the finest Feta from France in my back pocket, I'm rockin' a little goats cheese. I mean, I've even got Roquefort, Roquefort in my record box right now.
Tim: Your cheese game is strong.
Zane: My cheese game. It's all about the cheese platter.
Tim: I love how you are getting down in your little buffet of savoury deserts.

by **bigmick** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:33 am

Quite simply the pair of them need a good kicking. No preamble nor explanation, they simply require someone to walk up to them and kick them in the b0ll0cks before calmly walking away. I think it would do the pair of them good, I really do.

by **Number 9** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:53 am

[quote="Dundalk"]Me with my Grandad who is a massive United fan at my aunts wedding

You look like PHIL NEVILLE mate!!

by **Dundalk** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:58 am

Phil Neville?

I could live with being called a lot of things but not that

by **JBG** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:31 pm

Jeez, Dundalk: you posted a pic of yerself at a stag do a year or two ago and you've lost a bit of weight since. Well in.

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