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[jkop]

But, I had a bird in my hand, and had 2 tucked away in a bush. A man came to me to buy all 3, then asked for the price of just the one in my hand. He asked for 10 for all 3, or 5 just for the one in my hand. Therefore i deduced that the 2 in the bush must beworth 5 as well, hence they are worth the same.

[woof woof !]

But, I had a bird in my hand, and had 2 tucked away in a bush. A man came to me to buy all 3, then asked for the price of just the one in my hand. He asked for 10 for all 3, or 5 just for the one in my hand. Therefore i deduced that the 2 in the bush must beworth 5 as well, hence they are worth the same.

Forget the birds , how much for the bush ?     

[dilbertsbanana]

A bush in the hand is worth more than 2 birds

[112-1077774096]

a bush in the white house is worth laughing at to be perfectly honest

[112-1077774096]

a tree falling in the forest when there is no one there to hear it does NOT make a sound

FACT

[The Red Baron]

The caveman was credited with discovering fire,itwas in fact two bright sparks.

[red37]

the smell of your nob, the morning after a sh@g is like a concoction of cheesy 'wotsits' and prawn cocktail 'skips'..

[dilbertsbanana]

the smell of your nob, the morning after a sh@g is like a concoction of cheesy 'wotsits' and prawn cocktail 'skips'..

well stop smelling mine then!!!

[The Ace1983]

In Utah, the home of the Mormon church, it is illegal to commit bigomy, but, as long as it is only done in the missionary position, extra marital sex is punishable by just a $5 fine.

It is also legal, in Utah, to own as many nuclear warheads as you like, but not the means to fire them.

[kazza 1]

Only in America.............  

Minnesota:
It is illegal to tease skunks.
Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

Michigan:
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
In Clawson, it is legal for a man to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."

New York:
In Saten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a faggot or queer in an effort to curb girlie behavior.
In NYC, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand."

North Carolina:
It is illegal to have sex in a Churchyard.
It is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds.

Oklahoma:
Whale hunting is strictly forbidden.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ohio:
In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to disrobe in front of a man's picture.
In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.

Oregon:
The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

Montana:
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

Nebraska:
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.


Florida:
Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday's will be jailed.

Georgia:
In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.


Pennsylvania:
"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."

Rhode Island:
Its illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

Tennessee:
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Texas:
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Utah:
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence.

Virginia:
In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Vermont:
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
It is illegal to whistle underwater.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Arkansas:
A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

California:
In L.A., a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Massachusetts:
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.

Indiana:
Monkey's are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

Illinois:
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet

[66-1120597113]

I saw some of those a while back Karen...mostly they are all hundreds of years old but still apply legally!America is nuts!

[Woollyback]

toilet etiquette: any more than 3 shakes is a w@nk

FACT

[66-1120597113]

In some parts of Scotland its illegal to refuse entry if a stranger knocks your door and asks to use the toilet!Again an age old law that has never been deemed illiegal!
So that means if you rap someones door and ask them to let you use the loo and they say NO..legally you can sue the fecker!

Im going to Scotland tomorrow..i'll make a packet!

Another FACT......Roberts is banned!

[kazza 1]

In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses. 

[kazza 1]

England..........................



Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin. 

It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. (this might be handy for a few newkiters on a Saturday night!! So remember it!!!)

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen upside down is considered treason.

A license is required to keep a lunatic.

Liverpool
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.